paper class

Fake courses at a college, most likely the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill that are created in order to keep athletes eligible

Dean Smith knew about the paper class

by nobody27330 September 24, 2018

Rock Paper Scissors

One of the most pointless and nonsensical game used to make small decisions.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole.

by HAS 2006 December 8, 2004

Paper Town

A town that is added to a map but doesn't exist to keep other mapmakers from crossing copyright laws.

person reading map: I've been driving around for hours and i can't find the town of Algoe
accompanying person: it must just be a paper town

by piecesofyellow February 22, 2009

brown paper bag

a big brown bag full of cash money, or a bag used to conceal a 40 oz bottle of liquor.

Man I can fit like 50 thousand ones in that brown paper bag.

by gbrd January 6, 2008

paper citizen

An immigrant who has estalished legal citizenship, but who has no love or loyalty for their adopted country.

Baber socializes only with people from his own country, and makes snide comments about American culture all the time. He'll never be anything more than a paper citizen.

by Agnitio Veridicus July 2, 2008

Write a Paper

Code word for masturbation for college students. Usually an excuse to stay in your room undisturbed for long periods of time.

I gotta go write a paper, see you in a couple hours.

by South Hall February 20, 2009

paper hanger

a person who makes a profession of passing worthless or fraudulent checks.

joey used to be a paper hanger but now he's a convict.

by padlok February 4, 2009