paleotarian

A conservative libertarian; a libertarian who holds conservative personal opinions on homosexuality, drug use, abortion, and other social issues, but does not support government authority in these issues (except possibly abortion). Compare to cosmotarian.

The Libertarian candidate attended the gun show in order to gain support from the paleotarians who he would be unlikely to meet at a cocktail party.

by crimethink January 18, 2008

Pale Pucker

An ass recently waxed and bleached.

Her pale pucker gleamed brightly in the darkness of her bedroom.

by John A W September 25, 2005

Paldeep

Someone/something that is so awe inspiring that there are no words to explain it.

OMG sex with him was like...it was like a Paldeep

by cocopuffs1416 June 28, 2010

Paleophilia

Becoming sexually aroused by dinosaurs.

She thought that T-Rex was really hot, clearly she is a paleophiliac.

by Brenda !!!!! October 5, 2004

Pale Rider's Wrath

A drink that is guaranteed either a duey, loss of self control, embarassment, alcohol poisoning, and or death. As opposed to regular Jungle Juice served out of a large styrofoam container, this drink too is out of a styrofoam container but will get u twice as destroyed as Jungle Juice. Follow the steps to make a White Russian except switch out the Vodka for Everclear and add cream till taste is smooth. Continue until container is full enough to make a minimum of at least four girls and two guys pass out. Douse entire mixture with Amaretto to taste. Don a Michael Myers mask, Scream mask or some other ghastly mask and mix with large ladle laughing like a maniac daring anyone to drink it at the party. Hilarity ensues

-What the hell is he doing over there?

-I don't know. Why the hell is he laughing like that and wearing that damn Scream mask?

-Emily's going over there.

-He's pourin her a drink. What the hell is that stuff?!

-He said he was making some stupid ass drink called Pale RiiiiiiiiiGod f'ing damn!!!! She just f'ing passed out!!! Go get her!!

(Deranged laughter in background)

( Pale Rider's Wrath strikes again bitch bahahahaha!!!)

-I'm calling the cops.

by slicstaviczta November 12, 2007

Paisel

A very broadly used word.

Can be used as a verb, adverb, adjective, or noun.

It is used to lighten the mood in a situation that has too much tension, or can be used casually among friends. 'Paisel' is usually used to replace other words that can be changed to make the sentence mean something else, this creates confusion in the sentence; thus making the conversation more humorous.

It is also used when a person feels indifferent in a situation, or cannot describe the feeling. 'Paisel' can be used to replace an adjective that is necessary to understand the sentence, therefore making the sentence incomplete (like the persons thoughts).

Verb: Nick, can you please go paisel over there while I talk to Sarah? (meaning: Nick, please go over there while I talk to Sarah.)

Adverb: Dana finished that race paisel fast! (meaning: Dana finished that race really fast!)

Adjective: Well Hailey, don't you look paisel today? (meaning: Well Hailey, don't you look happy/sad/angry today? - depending on obvious mood)

Noun: Bronwyn! Take that paisel off your head! (meaning: Bronwyn! Take that (obvious object) off your head!

by The Guidence Office March 11, 2009

Palemont

A person who is pasthun,nordic,slavic

"are you a palemont?"
" Palemont power baby!"

by Palemont February 23, 2022