parents 

idiots you'll be happy to not see anymore when you die.

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parents by ojgfghh October 12, 2019

parents 

they raised u and shit but they dont GET u, yk?

ugh parents

parents by chooch-meister May 22, 2020

Parents 

(n) they're so fuckin strict

Friends: "hey let's hang out sometime"

Me: sorry my parents wont let me go out

Parents by Lorxshit- June 4, 2020

Parents 

The person who gave birth to you and had sex to have you. Also known as people who never loved you

"My parents were going out on a date and never came back"
"Why"
"Because they don't love me"
"Make sense neither does anybody else in the orphanage"

Parents by Polish-Cow October 1, 2020

Parents 

1. The types of people who make me have no other choice but to obey them because I can't "make my own decisions".

2. People who think they own me and persuade me to everything they do is right and us teens know what is wrong and right.
3. People who tell me to do my work but when I get like 1 page undone in this book or that packet they scold me for being a total faliure and completely demotivate me, the cycle never ends until i turn 18 and im probably gonna be a hobo by now
4. People who be nice to my friends parents or my friends alone but when it comes to me they're a total monster
5. People who take away something that I need, not video games but my entire lunch/dinner.

Friend: hey can i have candy can please
Mom: yeah sure!!
Child: can i have an eighth of his candy can please?
Mom: NO REMEMBER YOU HAVE 40 MATH PAGES TO DO
Child: But that's too much work for a 6th gr-
Mom: NO SHUT UP EITHER YOU DO 80 PAGES OR YOU GET GROUNDED
Friend: too much wor-
Mom: Oh ok let's decrease it to 79

Child: hey can i have a quarter i need it to buy a ruler from a guy over there
Dad: Oh that guy? HE'S UNTRUSTABLE KID UR GROUNDED
Friend: hey can i have a dollar to buy gummy worms from a guy over there
Dad: Here take 100 dollars

Child: I hate parents
Mom and Dad: S P A N K
Friend: I hate everyone in the world and im gonna slaughter them one by one
Mom and Dad: oh ok

Parents by backwards_cones March 2, 2021

Parents 

Something That I Don't Have.

Person 1 "Hey What Are Parents?" Person 2 "I Don't Know"

Parents by Tantromium May 29, 2021

Parents 

the assholes that force you to do everything and blame you for something they did. It’s not your fault, I promise. You’re perfect. Love you.

‘My parents were on a call last night, and blamed me for them overcooking the food while I was asleep?’

Parents by Rowanglowz June 12, 2021