potato

a very yummy vegetable

'never dare to say anything bad about a potato'

by anonymous March 16, 2022

Potato

Chubby Mexican strip club manager.

Are you round?
Are you Brown?
Then you are a potato ...

by Lololkayla May 15, 2018

Potato

What you call your friend when they are being a dumbass

Ellen: What will happen if i lick this battery
Steve: God Ellen you potato!

by Aliensarestealingmynuggets July 8, 2017

Potato

A non-furry dog

My potato is great

by ArchieSouppppp January 25, 2021

Potato

A person who is socially awkward, ugly, sarcastic and has no function if they don't have the internet. And they do not have any particular skill as a human being whatsoever.

"I'm basically just a potato with a weird haircut"

by muffinpotato June 3, 2016

potato

potatoes are good
french fries

potatoes are wonderful !

by BarryAllenIsNotAGoldfish August 3, 2020

Potato

A lazy fuck

(Juan) Hey dude, wanna go to the skate park?

(Gareth) Nah I gonna just sit here and watch Judge Judy.

(Juan) you fucking potato!

by Big Homie 73 August 2, 2019