Oxymoron

A person who has suffered hypoxic brain damage from a botched autoerotic asphyxiation session.

After dangling unconscious from his wank noose for 15 minutes, John was successfully resuscitated, but alas it was too late; severe deficits in his intellectual faculties had rendered him an oxymoron.

by Pimbo March 26, 2018

Oxymoron

A person who does so much oxy that they're useless

He was nodding off so much during the interview that they canceled. What an oxymoron!

by THat_Indian_Guy September 14, 2016

Oxymoron

A series of words that contradict each other.

paradoxjuxtapositioncontradiction

Oxymoron example:
Donald Trump for President

by Cheyennepepper April 27, 2016

Oxymoron

Two words or phrases that contradict each other

Chowkidar Amit Shah - when the watchman (Chowkidar) steals, it is an oxymoronic situation

by Docpilot March 18, 2019

Oxymoron

A habitual user of Oxycodone whose continuted use has diminished their intellect to that of an idiot or moron.

Damn, Martinique your brother sure is an oxymoron." "Well what do you expect? He smokes them thangs like Newports!

by Professor Von Slice Five October 30, 2010

Oxymorons

Oxymorons are people who do not know how to take care of their acne.

Etymology: From the acne cream, Oxy-whatever, and the archaic word for people of very low intelligence moron.

He was one of those Oxymorons, who didn't know that they made stuff that'll make his zit go away.

by Bill G March 28, 2005

Oxymoron

A pairing of words that conflict or contradict each other.

Fan Dub
Rap Music
Intelligent Democrat
Free Healthcare
Stupid Jap
Honest Politician
Communism Works
Sober Irishman
Courageous French
English Cuisine
Talented DeviantART

To make a shitty English clip of an anime and call if a "Fandub" is an oxymoron.

by アキバ October 29, 2009