seb owers

Seb owers has an 8 inch cock

That’s guy has a proper Seb owers

by Hfsghcgjj February 5, 2018

Oswego

Oswego is a small ghetto town of under 20,000. It's right next to lake Ontario and despite Oswego's prosperous history, is now a place where the old mayor offered drugs and alcohol to young girls in return for sexual favors, where the only murder was a white guy killing another white guy, and where there are probably under 50 black people. The locals here often exclaim the word "mingya" which is sometimes pronounced "mankya" when they are upset or angry. Mingya is an Italian word used to refer to the groin. Every 1 in 3 student will drop out of high school. There are slum houses everywhere. If you see shoes on a telephone wire, you know that there's a drug dealer living close by. Oswego is home to 3 nuclear plants. Teachers are said to give kids back their weed, and the school administrators deal Meth. The old police chief is a grand larcenist. Oswego's only pride is SUNY Oswego. There are 3 types of people, natives, nukes, and college people. The nukes work in the nuclear plant and the college people work at the college. Most of the kids here are in the high school band. The high school football team is terrible every year, no matter what. The only almost famous person from here is hockey star, Eric Cole. There are many people who's parents smoked when they were little so they are deformed and somewhat mentally handicapped. Climate is more snow than you can shake a stick at in the winter, and in the summer it's HOT.

Mingya! My friend just lost the marching band competition, better go look for some shoes on a telephone wire so I can buy something to cheer her up. Oswego is pretty dangerous though, better go grab my Bebe gun.

by LuhOswego March 7, 2009

Lake Oswego High School

A Senior highschool located in the town of Lake Oswego. It's across the lake from Lakeridge High School. They are known as the "alcohol" school while Lakeridge is the "weed" school. It's filled with a bunch of poser white faggots that get drunk and hit on chicks 4 years younger than them by getting them drunk. They are loser, try-hard shitheads who spoil the name of Lake Oswego. They come from money, so they usually drive around fancy cars they don't deserve, and then go get hammered with other white kids like themselves. The population of black people there is 0.004%

Hey welcome to Florida, where you from?

Oh, Lake Oswego High School. I transfered because they're all poser white kids who get drunk all the time blasting fake ass hip hop in they're pimped out honda civic

That sounds fucking homo

Yea it was bro, it was

by comeonidontcarewhatthenameis January 5, 2011

oswego

A small disgusting place in Central New York next to Lake Ontario. Full of pedophiles and perverts. Has a slum house on EVERY block. Oswego has 3 separate social castes; the natives, the nukes (those from elsewhere who work outages at the 3 nuclear power plants) and the "college people" (those from elsewhere who go to or teach at Oswego State College). Native caste includes slugs, dirtbags, Satan worshiping assholes and the goombas. Run by known criminals most of whom are goombas. Natives tend to use the words: boughten, tooken, melk (translation: milk), make-ya (who knows, it's suppose to be something in goomba possibly mingya) and wicked, in conversation. Natives also known as woodchucks and exhibit very high incidents of mental health illness. The other castes tend to avoid natives at all costs and stick to themselves. Climate is gray, dank, rainy, snowy and all around shitty.

That woodchuck from Oswego had boughten sour melk at Walmart, could've tooken it back, but it was snowing too wicked much to go. Make-ya!

by Escapee123 November 12, 2006

Lake Oswego Junior High

A Junior High in Lake Oswego/ Lake BigEgo/ Lake NoNegro/ The Bubble. The School is all rich/stuck up ppl that think there awesome.

I go to Lake Oswego Junior High

by SkaterChick July 6, 2009

Osterich style

A sexual postion - whilst a man is behind a woman standing and pushes her head against the wall. If an "accident" occurs and the females head goes through the wall and into the cavity of the wall frame and the man continues to have inter-course with her it is osterich style.

Mate : "man what the fuck was that bang in your room before and why does the chick have scratches all over her face???"

You : "Osterich style"

by Cynarajade March 1, 2011

lake oswego

small conservative town filled with rich middle aged people that are too afraid to live in portland. Residents of lake oswego think that this is "The OC" of Oregon. People coming from actual so cal want to shoot lake oswego-ans in the foot.

You can find rich couples walking the streets on friday night decked out in fur coats and sports coats.

The teens in this town think they are the shit.
everyone shops at abercrombie and fitch and look the EXACT same. it's really quite sad. there is a group of sluts that call themselves "the fab 7". i want to hurl.

the LO PO (lake o police) have nothing better to do than pulling over teens for 'looking suspicious".

how to look like a typical LO girl:
fake tan every day
bleach your hair blonde and straighten it.
abercrombie jeans and a tight abercrombie tank of some sort. be sure to flaunt the middriff.

1 more year in lake oswego and then i'll be gone forever!

by baybee03030330 September 17, 2008