Brain

A brain is a grey slime filled organ inside the body that helps you to stay alive. It creates paths every time you think of something and uses the opposite side for body parts.

1) Left Side of Brain - Right Side of Body
2) Right Side of Brain - Left Side of Body
3) Think of Cars - Path through your brain.
4) Yes your brain is grey not pink!

by Iron Shauna 04 August 15, 2017

Brain

A vital organ Liberal Leftists, UMNO (Uniting Morons National Organisation) supporters, PAS (Pedophile Association Semenanjung) lack

Oh look. Umno supporters trying to sound smart as if they have a brain

by PenyokongUmno December 8, 2018

brain

Oral sex, Head, Blowjob

"chillin like a scarecrow looking for some brain" Phar-City the talk of CT

by Chuckdnigg October 8, 2006

brain

1. When a male grabs his ball sack at the base and squeezes until the testicles are stretched to the point it resembles the human brain.

Mikey gave his co-worker "the brain" in which he received two swift kicks in the ass.

For more information, watch "Waiting"

by Anonymous...10-25-07 November 12, 2007

Brain

1) An intricately organized bundle of organic cables (axons) and processors (cell bodies) encased within the skull. It is responsible for all human thought and cognition.

2) A fatty piece of meat lodged in your head that, in males, is often in direct competition with the BALLS. (For most, the balls win). Also the most popular food item for zombies and Star Jones.

1) The nerdy, sex-deprived scientist opened up his lab supervisor's skull and was about to examine the guy's BRAIN, when he started to get really hungry, and then deduced logically that he was indeed a zombie.

2) Jimmy was contemplating whether or not to thrust his schlong into his girlfriend's pooper, when it suddenly became clear that his BRAIN was losing the contest to his balls.

by OpposingForks March 3, 2011

brain

To throw an object, usually a rock or coke can, at someone's head.

I wasn't bothered about getting up to nudge him awake, so I hefted a rock and brained him.

by Monk of War July 19, 2008

Braining

The process of splitting a pre-killed mouse or rat's skull from the shoulders to just above the eyes to expose the brain. Braining is used to increase the smell of the mouse/rat in order to seduce difficult snakes to feed.

My Ball Python refused food for over a month so I tried braining the mouse and it ate immediately.

by Shiz Nickles October 29, 2008