call of duty; a dull, time-consuming video game that leads boys (note: not men) to fall into pathetic life cycles of filth and apathy
by wise one 123 April 18, 2008
by coop09 May 19, 2008
"Creepy Older Dude"
1) An older guy (and complete creeper) that likes high school or college aged girls.
2) Some old guy that adds random teenage/early 20's women to their Facebook friends list that he doesn't know.
1) An older guy (and complete creeper) that likes high school or college aged girls.
2) Some old guy that adds random teenage/early 20's women to their Facebook friends list that he doesn't know.
by ilikemenmyage November 22, 2009
by AC from Northern July 24, 2019
1. a game that used to be amazing but too many 12 year olds that slept with my mom, supply drops, and futuristic combat ruined it
2. a fish with legs and squirts from its gills
2. a fish with legs and squirts from its gills
little jimmy: I slep wit yo mum
pewdiepie: shut the fuck up
little jimmy: u sht up I have the nue weapons
pewdiepie: you used real money you pussy
little jimmy : at leest I have it u nopb
little jimmy: I mean nob
pewdiepie: I remember when cod was a fish and boots were on the ground and the weapons were available to dlc or season pass members. damn, they fucked up the game
pewdiepie: shut the fuck up
little jimmy: u sht up I have the nue weapons
pewdiepie: you used real money you pussy
little jimmy : at leest I have it u nopb
little jimmy: I mean nob
pewdiepie: I remember when cod was a fish and boots were on the ground and the weapons were available to dlc or season pass members. damn, they fucked up the game
by Creeuwusjs April 14, 2016
A FEMALE human whose bodily physique resembles that of Rush Limbaugh, Rosie O'Donnell, or a (Harley-Davidson) biker's wife. Pseudo-females such as these are characteristically known for having a double chin. The behavioral basis of these over-fed bovines lies in their aspiration to seduce, mate with, and otherwise deceive a male human with proximate cash reserves, into committing to a state-sanctioned relationship in order to acquire their victim's material possessions. Cods are taxonomically classified according to their excessive surplus of glut, and their ability to deceive their victims by cooking them scrumptious meals.
1. Oh my Fuck! Can you believe the wattle on that Cod's throat?!
2. Holy shit that rich douche is totally dating a Cod! She must be a good cook.
3. I bet he make-believes squeezing her wattle is like actually squeezing titties!
2. Holy shit that rich douche is totally dating a Cod! She must be a good cook.
3. I bet he make-believes squeezing her wattle is like actually squeezing titties!
by Rat-Keeper September 09, 2012
CoD stands for Cootie On Demand....which refers to having someone you can call on or text for adult activities, with an extremely high percentage that a successful meeting will occur.
Also DoD for the ladies.
Also DoD for the ladies.
by Infynynt1 March 25, 2009