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old man scrote

Short for old man scrotum, and one of the few vulgarities currently not blocked by Kahoot.
Person 1: Did you see the wack shit Ethan did in Italian?
Person 2: No! What happened?
Person 1: He put old man scrote as his Kahoot name!
by pinjer October 2, 2018
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Old Man Krumpletoots

Legend has it that Old Man Krumpletoots was a Scottish fishmonger and Dandy who was violently crucified by the local townsfolk for cropdusting the farmer's market with heinous haggis bombs. He did not die, however, and became immortal when he prayed to Santa to save him. Now Krumpletoots leaves dead fish under the pillows of good children, and wet farts on the pillows of bad children on Mitmas Night. The greatest gift a child can be given is to be kissed on the bum by the sweet crack of his Mitmas Miracle Whip.
Old Man Krumpletoots left me a dead herring! - child on Mitmas morning
by Throbbing Dingus December 25, 2018
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old man spec

Old man spec is describing a trim level on a pick up truck that an elderly man would want. Full leather, power everything, running boards, and typically extended or crew cab.
Man, this is a nice truck full old man spec.
by Youmagoo March 15, 2019
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old man jimmy

Oi fam dat old man jimmy is like such a nonce
by Mandem.com November 11, 2019
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Old man hole-in-one

As you get older, you often find your ball sack hanging lower than in your younger years. When it gets long enough, you can attempt the old man hole-in-one. You tuck you soggy, stretched out beanbag between your legs and tuck it in to your asshole, all while stroking your engorged shaft.
That old fuck, Billy, hasn’t left his house in 3 days. I bet he’s in there giving himself the old man hole-in-one.
by Kung fu Jim September 26, 2020
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Old man piss

Guy in the toilet before me went for an old man piss, dirty fucker didn’t even wipe the seat
by Slazenginho November 28, 2021
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Poor Old Man

Burgdorf's favorite phrase.
Our poor old Failüre's been greatly annoyed by the lunacy of the legendary Burgy. Everyone's been greatly amused, except the... Poor Old Man.
(short applause, laughing, and boozing)
by The Real Driller August 30, 2022
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