Ohio is Hell, and it's froze over for 9 out of 12 months of the year. For the other three months, it has decided to crisp the Hell Mates that reside there. Hell... or Ohio.... is made up of mostly farms, but there is the occasional metropolis full of gangs, drugs, and crazy ass drivers. If you intentionally move to Hell for no good reason, you should consult a shrink. If you move to Hell to be with someone, you should both consult a shrink. If you move here for a job.... then good for you. Your right where you need to be. For everyone who has had to travel through Hell... I feel sorry for you. In conclusion, could someone please GET ME OUT OF HELL!
by whatevsohio March 28, 2010
Get the Ohio mug.In my opinion (as a dweller of Ohio), Ohio is a fabulous state. Yes, our weather is crazy! But we can't help that. Also, with our weather it isn't always cold or hot. You get a mix. Also, just to clear up the confusion.... MICHIGAN SUCKS! We aren't a bunch of rednecks either. We don't have a "Smell." We have a smell like Michigan has a good football team.. :D In ohio we have one of the best zoos, Cosi, beautiful landscapes, great colleges, probably the friendliest people you will ever meet, great food, malls, wonderful parks, a AMAZING football team, King's Island, Cedar Point, and many different ethnic groups. Also, like others have said, if you soneone screams O-H, you better scream I-O right back! Ohio is also full of party people!
So, other 49 states of the U.S.U. you just got PWND!!
So, other 49 states of the U.S.U. you just got PWND!!
Person from Michigan: Ohio is going to be pwnd this year.
Person from Ohio: Yeah, we will be pwnd like we were last year and the year before and the year before..
Person from Ohio: Yeah, we will be pwnd like we were last year and the year before and the year before..
by AbbehhOhio :D September 24, 2011
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haɪoʊ / (listen)) is a state in the Midwestern region of the United States. Of the fifty U.S. states, it is the 34th-largest by area, and with a population of nearly 11.8 million, is the seventh-most populous and tenth-most densely populated.
haɪoʊ / (listen)) is a state in the Midwestern region of the United States. Of the fifty U.S. states, it is the 34th-largest by area, and with a population of nearly 11.8 million, is the seventh-most populous and tenth-most densely populated.
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Get the Ohio mug.Worst fucking place imaginable. If you live in Ohio, go to hell. Ohio is hell on earth. Don’t go to Ohio.
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