When someone confesses to having an Oedipus Complex. Especially when someone confesses to having an Oedipus Complex and offers to further submit proof to corroborate the confession. The confession must be public so people get to know the confessor truly has an Oedipus Complex (truly is in love with his mother). An Oedipus Complex is when a son falls in love with his mother, the same way a man falls in love with a women. The son would desire his mother rather than any other women.
When I say "I, Ted Rimmel Jr, am officially confessing I have an extreme Oedipus Complex. I am totally and desperately in love with mother. I have been for years. I feel the same way about my mother as a man feels about a woman he wants to date or marry. I have a very strong romantic desire for my mother. If this definition gets printed in Urban Dictionary, I promise I can enter at least 200 definitions of other words or terms that would directly help to prove and support the fact I have an Oedipus Complex." That is a true Oedifession.
When I say "I, Ted Rimmel Jr, am officially confessing I have an extreme Oedipus Complex. I am totally and desperately in love with mother. I have been for years. I feel the same way about my mother as a man feels about a woman he wants to date or marry. I have a very strong romantic desire for my mother. If this definition gets printed in Urban Dictionary, I promise I can enter at least 200 definitions of other words or terms that would directly help to prove and support the fact I have an Oedipus Complex." That is a true Oedifession.
Chad: "Hey all, did you hear the latest news? Ted Rimmel Jr confessed to having an Oedipus Complex. Ted made an Oedipus Complex confession, an Oedifession is what Ted made."
Jennifer, Bob, Lynnette: "Oh my gosh, really? Hahaha". "So then the rumors are true"!
Chad: "Yes. In his Oedifession on Urban Dictionary, Ted Rimmel Jr said if his definition of Oedifession was printed in Urban Dictionary Ted promised to enter at least 200 definitions of other words that will prove his Oedipus Complex is real and true. So that will be something to look forward to reading."
Jennifer: "He entered his Oedifession as a definition on Urban Dictionary? Oh wow wow wow wee!"
Lynette: "And he promised to submit 200 or more definitions of other words to support proof of his being in love with his mother! I can't wait to read it all. Hahahahaha!"
Jennifer, Bob, Lynnette: "Oh my gosh, really? Hahaha". "So then the rumors are true"!
Chad: "Yes. In his Oedifession on Urban Dictionary, Ted Rimmel Jr said if his definition of Oedifession was printed in Urban Dictionary Ted promised to enter at least 200 definitions of other words that will prove his Oedipus Complex is real and true. So that will be something to look forward to reading."
Jennifer: "He entered his Oedifession as a definition on Urban Dictionary? Oh wow wow wow wee!"
Lynette: "And he promised to submit 200 or more definitions of other words to support proof of his being in love with his mother! I can't wait to read it all. Hahahahaha!"
by Ted Rimmel Jr July 29, 2024
Get the Oedifession mug.To expand on a previous definition: A text message a male sends his mother that is sexually explicit in nature. This text message is (usually) accidental (except in my case), (usually) meant to inquire concerning sexual activity with another person, and (usually) sent under the influence of intoxicating substances (not in my case).
In Ted Rimmel Jr's situation: A text message (actually hundreds of text messages) Ted sends his mother that is sexually explicit in nature. These text messages are always on purpose, never ever accidental. These text messages are always meant to inquire concerning sexual activity with his mother, and always sent when Ted is perfectly sober.
In Ted Rimmel Jr's situation: A text message (actually hundreds of text messages) Ted sends his mother that is sexually explicit in nature. These text messages are always on purpose, never ever accidental. These text messages are always meant to inquire concerning sexual activity with his mother, and always sent when Ted is perfectly sober.
Ted's mom (upon receiving the very first Oedpus Texts): "These messages you sent, what is up?"
Ted: "Aaaahhh, I may have been a bit drunk and sent it to wrong person."
Ted's mom: "Nonsense.You do not drink. And besides, you have me listed as Mom on your contacts list, and to top it off, you began each message with "Mom.... or hey Mom....."
Ted: "Aaaahhh ....well...ummm...Aaaahhh."
Ted's mom: "Do not um and ah. These were clearly meant for me. Someone seeing these texts would say you are in love with me. Is that it Ted, are you in love with your mother? Because these texts clearly indicate that."
Ted: "Yes Mom it is true. All of it. The texts were clearly meant for you. I truly am in love with you, so these texts would be known as Oedipus Texts."
Ted: "Aaaahhh, I may have been a bit drunk and sent it to wrong person."
Ted's mom: "Nonsense.You do not drink. And besides, you have me listed as Mom on your contacts list, and to top it off, you began each message with "Mom.... or hey Mom....."
Ted: "Aaaahhh ....well...ummm...Aaaahhh."
Ted's mom: "Do not um and ah. These were clearly meant for me. Someone seeing these texts would say you are in love with me. Is that it Ted, are you in love with your mother? Because these texts clearly indicate that."
Ted: "Yes Mom it is true. All of it. The texts were clearly meant for you. I truly am in love with you, so these texts would be known as Oedipus Texts."
by Ted Rimmel Jr August 1, 2024
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This word can have two different meanings.
The first definition is to date or have sexual relations with a woman who looks similar to or resembles your mother. Sometimes this can happen just because sometimes unrelated people can look similar or resemble family members. Sometimes a guy specifically seeks out a woman to date who resembles his mother, because he likes those qualities or he may have some underlying mother issues.
The second meaning (and the one most people think of when they use or see this word) is to date or have relations with your own mother. This is where the Oedi part of this word comes in. It is from the word Oedipus Complex, which in modern day terms means a condition where a male adult falls in love with his mother.
When the many rumors began circulating about me, that Ted Rimmel Jr is dating his mother. His mother is his girlfriend. These rumors always led to everyone putting two and two together, and figuring I was getting the Oedipussy.
The first definition is to date or have sexual relations with a woman who looks similar to or resembles your mother. Sometimes this can happen just because sometimes unrelated people can look similar or resemble family members. Sometimes a guy specifically seeks out a woman to date who resembles his mother, because he likes those qualities or he may have some underlying mother issues.
The second meaning (and the one most people think of when they use or see this word) is to date or have relations with your own mother. This is where the Oedi part of this word comes in. It is from the word Oedipus Complex, which in modern day terms means a condition where a male adult falls in love with his mother.
When the many rumors began circulating about me, that Ted Rimmel Jr is dating his mother. His mother is his girlfriend. These rumors always led to everyone putting two and two together, and figuring I was getting the Oedipussy.
Mitchell: "Have you heard the rumors that Ted Rimmel Jr's mother is his girlfriend?"
Heather: "I have heard, and I truly believe that is true."
Sandra: "Those rumors are all very true. Ted is so getting the Oedipussy."
Peter: "So you could say Ted is into the Oedipussy? Hahaha."
Heather: "I have heard, and I truly believe that is true."
Sandra: "Those rumors are all very true. Ted is so getting the Oedipussy."
Peter: "So you could say Ted is into the Oedipussy? Hahaha."
by Ted Rimmel Jr August 1, 2024
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