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dazai x obama x reader 

it is the hottest ship in AO3, feel free to read it bbg

and contains the character from bungo stray dogs (Dazai), the 44th president of united states of america (Obama) and last is the reader!!!
someone: what is Dazai x Obama x Reader?
someone 2: it's the hottest ship in ao3! can't wait for the new scandel ehehe

Dollar Tree obama

hakeem keep dreaming Jeffries is the dollar tree obama whose face will end up on food stamp cards

Dirty Osama /Dirty Bin Laden 

A full shit beard - casual - osama i.e. with friends

A full shit beard - formal i.e. at a wedding - Bin Laden
Dirty Osama /Dirty Bin Laden debate:

I can't believe he turned up with a dirty osama - this is clearly a dirty Bin Laden occasion. It is my daughters wedding for fucks sake!!!!!

obamas dick 

The darkest fucking thing you have seen in your fucking life. The absolute worst looking price of trombone shaped bark there is. Michelle Obama probably has a dark fucking dick too. They all circle jerk with bill and Hillary Clinton.

Egg ass niggas
Fuck that nigga obamas dick being so dark.
obamas dick by Qdizzle May 13, 2016

Osama Day 

The day that Osama left his cave and was shot in the head
Osama Day by benja the hut May 24, 2011

Osama's Dick

A dick that is in hiding/So unshaven, that it hasn't been found in 10 years.
Dan, I got a bad case of Osama's Dick, and i'm afraid that my security is in danger until we find my penis.