Nut juice

-"The actual name for almond milk, it's just no one can say nut juice with a straight face".

"Hey man Im gonna start drinking nut juice more often"

by Punk idiots December 1, 2017

No Nut November Cheat Day

Doesn't exist

Guy1: It's No Nut November Cheat Day!

Guy2: And where the fuck did you find this fake news?

by Random homo sapien November 3, 2019

nut master

Master of nutting on people.

"Bro I'm a nut master"
"I'm a nut master to your mom"

by Chicken nugget #2 October 7, 2017

Post Nut Depression

A feeling that is complex and mystifying.You never know why it happens but it does.

Mom: Are you ok son?
Son:You wouldn’t understand.The post nut depression just hit.
Dad:I understand my child.

by Macaroni and Cheese Bitch October 27, 2019

Nigga Nut

The balls of a black man

yo I hit her with my lipton tea bags
your what?
My nigga nuts
ohhhhhh

by MushyTheDyke September 29, 2017

it makes me nut

it makes me nut is a hashtag created by the band/record label known as charm gang.

When i see those lucky charms it makes me nut.

by charmgang January 19, 2019

Post nut clarity

Post nut clarity is when you bust a nut, your mind becomes clear and you achieve negative hornyness.
This has practical uses if you want to get something done but can’t get to it because of your sexual urges.

Post nut clarity can also be when you realize what f*cked up sh*t you just beat your meat to, and instantly regret that you were born male.
Just remember that you should never feel regretful of something that felt right in the moment, if that’s some weird shi*t then you might just be a weirdo though.

I had no motivation to do homework, but with that post nut clarity I had that sh*t done right away.

Ay I’m never beating my meat to fat library women again, wtf am I doing?

by GurtCobain May 20, 2020