Purple Nurple

(n) The action of grasping a tender nipple, often a male's, and twisting the flesh into a purple state. Sometimes bleeding may occur.

Dude, you gave me such an intense Purple Nurple that i began to lactate

by RobJob April 28, 2006

nurples

A region of France just to the east of Nice, such that maps of the region are often found to read "NICE NURPLES!".

"Oh my God, this map of France says NICE NURPLES on it!"

by GnomeQ May 11, 2006

nurkle

Someone who, usually from laziness, but occasionally out of the annoying and misguided desire to proliferate "the Christmas spirit" leaves their Christmas lights up all year. (this was a sniglet)

Anal Retentive Man: Marge, I am so frustrated by our neighbors's carelessness . It's the middle of February for Pete's sake! They are such nurkles!

by thiudans November 22, 2006

purple-lurple-nurple

When an asian gives someone a titie twister, rips the titie off and eats it. The asian then shit its out the next day and surgically puts it back on the person with the missing titie. Four months later, they get a salmon to lick the titie. After that, the person has just gotten a purple-lurple-nurple.

The man was in agonizing pain after he received a purple-lurple-nurple from Bruce Lee.

by BAW$$ November 30, 2011

nurple

To rhyme with purple in order to balance the world's equilibrium.

Bodie: "Ha ha, you can't rhyme with purple!"
Matty Cool: "Purple NURPLE"

by macz3000 July 20, 2006

Nurple

A word originating from South African Boarding schools, used to describe the colour of someone's backside after receiving a beating with a cane by a headmaster. Nurple is a combo of the words 'Numb' and 'Purple'...

ie. "I was beaten until I was nurple (numb and purple)...

by Kznlee April 22, 2011

nerdle

The raised rib on a serpintine belt.

Your lack of nerdles is making your serpintine belt fall off.

by johnnyo1986 January 15, 2010