nuclear bomb

when you take off all your clothes, stand on top of the toilet and take a shit mid-air. The sound makes a very loud "bomb dropping" eruption.

nuclear bomb

by the nuke in a snuke1 October 15, 2009

nuclear war

the whole planet gets nuked. planet fuked up. no more life.



apart from insects

in some light nuclear war would be exiting

by the person down the road December 1, 2003

Nuclear War

A game in which two people have a curry and then take up adjacent stalls see who can produce more noxious explosive diarrhea.

Why were you taking so long in the bathroom?
I was having a nuclear war. I won.
Damn good job.

by СукаБлять December 1, 2016

nuclear meltdown

Getting so intoxicated that you become unable to form rational thoughts thus completely embarassing yourself in front of friends and/or strangers.

Chris drank a fifth of Jack by himself and had a nuclear meltdown, falling down in the street and cutting his hands open then stealing a package of string beans from a deli and throwing them at random strangers.

by Johnny Riviera January 9, 2005

Nuclear War

Something that's always just around the corner, depending on who you're listening to.

Person 2: "Looks like Person 1 was given the day off."
Person 3: "Christ.. if PRESIDENT HERE keeps this up, we'll be on the verge of Nuclear War any day now!"

by LordHookie April 13, 2022

Nuclear Throne

A game made by Vlambeer where you can play as a slew of characters including a fish, a dandelion, the illuminati, and a shard of amethyst. In the game, you fight enemies such as pigeons with guns and teleporting crystals through way too many levels to reach the legendary radioactive recliner. It starts out "easy" and then turns into pure hell once you get past the final boss.

There is no end to the game. It just keeps on going, getting harder and harder and decreasing my sanity more and more. what did I do to deserve such cruel and unusual punishment?

10/10. Will make you wake up thinking "Damn, I gotta reach that nuclear throne."

also, just a side note, fuck elite sheilders.

Damn, I wish Nuclear Throne did not exist.

by DaMemeMan5 December 22, 2021

Nuclear Shitsplosion

When you swallow a quarter and it acts as a manhole cover for your anus. Then after a few days it releases unexpectedly in your pants, sighing with release but then realizing you did it in class.

I was at the arcade and someone threw a quarter and it went down my throat. The next three days I was afraid to bend over because I was going to have a nuclear shitsplosion.

by Theepicboss2 January 31, 2017