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nurse

To hold on to the same beer all night and drink it very slowly, if at all. Can also describe a person who does this often. Frequent nursing has been scientifically linked to membership in the babysitters club.
Ray: "My brother's going to school to be a chef."
Jay: "DUUUUUDE that is SOOOOOO LAAAAAME! Cooking is for girls, man. He must be gay or something."
Ray: "Shut up, man. You shouldn't be talking. It's better than being a nurse like you."
Jay: "What do you mean, dude? I ain't no bitch-ass nurse."
Ray: "Hell yeah you are...you've been holding onto that same beer ever since you got here! Want me to get you a sippy cup for that thing?"
by Nick D October 25, 2005
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Veterinary Nurse (UK)

A qualified proffesional, who is trained to look after your pets at the veterinary clinic. Veterinary nurses study hard for their qualification and need to know about more than 1 species! They get paid FAR less than a 'human' nurse, despite carrying out a simililar job-role.
Veterinary Nurses have to be registered with the Royal College of Veterinary Surgeons to legally practice in the UK.

Duties usually include:
* In-patient care/Ward rounds
* Anaesthesia
* Radiography
* Laboratory work
* Drug dispensing
* Phlebotomy
* Surgical assistance
* And much, much more!
A good way to piss a VN off is to ask them: "So when are you going to become a Vet?" GRRRRR :(
Veterinary Nurse (UK):
RVN - Registered Veterinary Nurse
VN - Listed Veterinary Nurse
SVN - Student Veterinary Nurse
VN = Very Naughty, Very Nice, VERY NECCESSARY, Veterinary Nurse!
by AlovelyVN May 31, 2010
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Nurse

A Term coined by Drag Queen Willam Belli. Nurse is used as a term for someone who needs help. Can also be used as shade just by saying NURSE!
Oh girl her makeup is bad. NURSE!
by Shwamii February 14, 2019
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nurse

To drink slowly. Usually pertains to alcoholic beverages.
So he wouldn't be drunk at the end of the game, John decided to nurse a beer during the 4th quarter.
by TommyNoleBuc August 31, 2007
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Nurse

Monitor patients and carry out physician's orders. May have a 4 year BSN or 2 year LPN or no degree.
The nurse assisted the physician in the patient's recovery
by PerryCox April 30, 2020
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noureddin

good man.
shrek praises his toes.
meme god.
fat but doesn't like it.

always smiling.
good man.
"noureddin, you are a good man"
by ill_shrek_lli June 13, 2019
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Norseman

the act of employees such as line cooks and waitresses having sex in the walk-in freezer of a resteraunt. a viking helmet is optional.
"our bartender is taking an awfully long time bringing out our beers. do you think the cook is giving her the norseman back there?"

"did you see the new girl at work? who do you think is gonna be the first to give her the norseman?"
by protector of the frame August 29, 2011
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