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National Insult-a-Stonk Day

Insult him to the fullest extent and show no mercy for absolutely no reason on this specific day on the 22nd of july
National Insult-a-Stonk Day - "skunky stonky"
by coreguy July 22, 2024
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Stonks

Internet mass misspelling of ‘stocks’. Said when you got a big profit.
Steve jobs hires Sculley
Steve jobs was fired by Sculley in 1985
Steve jobs founded NeXT
Steve jobs sold NeXT to apple for $429M
Steve jobs fires Gil Amelio, Former CEO of Apple after Steve jobs was fired
Steve jobs: stonks
by minecraft_volume_beta January 6, 2023
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STONKS

A rise in anything and everything or to invest.
"My friend found a dollar he said, STONKS" "My boss invested in safety he said, STONKS"
by Big schlong boi February 11, 2020
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Stonk

Slang in da miltary for Artie cannons that fire semi-atomic bombs
Peir ze Germans are coming prepare to launch ze STONKS!!!! "RussianBadger"
by ReconShadow3 September 23, 2021
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Stonk the Minecraft

To fire artillery on a naval mine ship
Commander, we need to stonk the minecraft!
by bigtony762 February 3, 2023
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Stonk

Stonk meme - to talk stonkish. E.g inglish, kemist, konspiricy tearist, spanesh, hac, bertday.
If someone has a birthday they would pronounce it "bertday" in a stupid voice. The voice has is stonkish
by Manstonk November 14, 2020
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Stonks

The well-crafted Stonkks meme refers to a bizarre image of the esteemed Meme Man standing in front of a stock market green screen. The bottom right corner of the image reads “stonks.” The man is donning a suit and tie, only further highlighting the business essence of the image.
I will take your entire stonks
by Clipclap July 1, 2020
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