Not Like Other Girls

This is probably the most basic girl ever.

Basically, she thinks she's different because, "eats pizza and gamess1!!!1!! instead of partying LOL"
She does things almost 50% percent of girls do, and acts like she's so weird.
She also thinks if you have big tits and a big booty, you're automatically dumb.
So basically, she's basic (FUNNY PUN LAURA HAHAHAHAH) and she's stereotypical.
Another point is with their love, where do we begin.
They're kinda like the r/NiceGirls because they always go, "OMGGG WHY DO GUYS ALWAYS PICK SL*TS OVER SMART GIRLS THAT ARE ACTUALLY GOOOD??"
But at the end of the day they're somehow the "good guys" because they don't send nudes? Because apparently if you don't play video games, isolate yourself, judge others for their interest, and you won't believe this..EAT, you're sooooo baddd!1!!1!1

Guy : Hi, I'm ______ I think you're really cute, wanna hang out?
Girl : Wha- You- You can't just say that I need you to like UGH! I don't wanna send you nudes! I'm not like other girls!!
Guy, who has heard this 100 times : Yeah, I just nevermind...
Girl : *posts on Instagram 3 hours later* WHY WON'T A GUY GO OUT WITH ME?

by I_AmBasic September 11, 2019

not poggers

When something extremely unfortunate happens.

Wow, I just got rekt... Not Poggers.

by Report Gangplank September 13, 2018

not've

The contraction not have. it is a word even if some people say it's not! They're stupid and wrong! Only genius's like yourself can see the truth. You are the chosen one. Fly little eagle. Beautiful kitten beautiful kitten, meow!

You should not've eaten that bucket of Indian food

by Laceone123 June 10, 2014

not sex

Yeah that's right, it's the one thing urban dictionary doesn't have.

Jake: Bro did you see that new not sex post on urban dictionary?
John: not sex? You sure your on urban dictionary bro?

by wholeftme10yesago May 23, 2020

not gonna be a Christmas

An expression that expresses the seriousness of a situation and a potential terrible result if a remedy is not found. Reference to children's Christmas specials where the plot centers around saving Christmas.

'If I don't find the bathroom soon, there's not gonna be a Christmas'

by olsongt August 14, 2008

not now chief, I'm in the fucking zone

A catch phrase popularized by the video "My New Haircut." Said when someone is on a roll or in a state of extreme focus and does not wish to be interrupted by someone that he/she deems unimportant and irrelevant.

From "My New Haircut":
Guy at desk: "Sir, you have to sign in."
Guido: "Not now chief, I'm in the fucking zone."

Kindergarten Teacher: "Who wants to read the next couple pages of 'The Cat in the Hat?'. Let's see...Jimmy, how about you?"
Jimmy: "Not now chief, I'm in the fucking zone."

by Nicholas D January 20, 2008

not eves

the shortened version of saying "not even." this is used to save time saying the syllable. it is recommended to say it with nostrils flaring and eyes wide open to give more intensity

sexy boii: "bro i heard you sex with my sister! wassup with that man?!"
honest human creature: "not eves! i would NEVER do that to a true homie."
sexy boii: "woo thanks!"

by DrMangoes November 28, 2012