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Normology

The study of Norman.
As a student of Normology, I studied Norman vigorously.
by Cygnum_XYZ June 29, 2021
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Perfectly normal beast

Perfectly Normal Beast

A quadriped with rather odd migratory habits that grazes across the Lamuellan land, providing sustenance for its inhabitants and sandwich meat for the Sandwich Maker. A Perfectly Normal Beast is a bit like a cow, or rather a bull. Kind of like a buffalo in fact. Large, charging sort of animal. They come from a point slightly to the east of the Hondo Mountains, where they suddenly appear. Then they sweep in their thousands across the great Anhondo Plains, and, well, vanish really. There are about six days in which to catch as many of them as possible before they disappear. In the spring they do it again, only the other way around.
Small birds can be used to distract the perfectly normal beast.

There is nothing unusual about the perfectly normal beast; it is the ineffable will of Bob.

I think they call them perfectly normal beasts because otherwise they might think it's a bit odd.
by Kakapo March 27, 2009
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A way to call a woman a Cunt in the middle of a fight, without her knowing. Similar to C U Next Tuesday but less known.
Her: You know this is ridiculous you....
You: You just CAN'T UNDERSTAND NORMAL THINKING!
by Westley E January 11, 2008
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normalfag

Not necessarily a normal person, but someone who ignorantly bashes an abnormal lifestyle, belief, etc. just because it deviates from the norm.
John's normalfag friend made fun of him for having a waifu.
by fiscrest June 1, 2014
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A Normal Person

Something that does not exsist.
Guy: Hey man. have you seen A Normal Person yet?
Me: Nah man.
Guy: Me neither. wanna go watch a movie?
Me: im down.
by rap music is shit July 25, 2019
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Norvilled

In the area of Human Resources, if you have an outgoing employee who is either loved

and/or cared for a great deal, or they are unbearable, and you have someone who is not quite available yet who fits the bill perfectly, you hire an employee temporarily not telling them that their position is temporary, wherein they bear the brunt of disdain and bad feelings of friends, fans, or fellow employees and is fired on some trumped up charge to get the final or “permanent” projected employee.
This is named after the famous dynamic between beloved morning anchor Jane Pauley leaving her post on the Today show, replaced with the hapless pawn Deborah Norville, who took all the slings, arrows, hatred and derision from the public, forcing her OUT of the position, only to be replaced by Katie Couric waiting in the wings. Have YOU ever been “Norvilled”?
by OmegaRat1 May 2, 2012
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normalize discomfort

Training through deliberate practice that results in associating uncomfortable feelings, thoughts, and body sensations as routine and not something to be avoided.
I wish he would stop bitching about the heat and learn to normalize discomfort.
by physicaltherapist1 November 19, 2015
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