wookie nookie 

Having sex with a mate that has an overabundance of pubic hair.

The thoughts of having wookie nookie with her make me ill.

wookie nookie by mike b January 29, 2004

The Nookie 

What I did it all for

"The Nookie" is a song by the craptacular Limp Bizkit

The Nookie by ohshnap April 11, 2009

lack a nookie 

A play on the Hawaian language. Meaning getting no sex.

Billy is so horny,he's suffering from lack a nookie.

lack a nookie by Bill/K4FLH May 27, 2008

Blue Nookie

like blue balls, but for a female

i got a blue nookie after jacks mom walked in on us while we were about to have sex.

Blue Nookie by poaches January 1, 2020

caught with your hand in the nookie jar 

when a married/taken person is caught having hot monkey sex in a cheap motel or other locale with someone other than their SO. especially applies to congressmen and famous people.

hillbilly 1: well John Edwards, i reckon you really got caught with your hand in the nookie jar.

John Edwards: i reckon.

caught with your hand in the nookie jar by Ben Bow October 12, 2008

fortune nookie 

When you are fortunate enough to have that slant eye verticle slit sitting on your face or really fortunate when you are sticking it to the slant eye slit.

Last night I took out this hot chink chick for dinner and afterwards she brought me back to her place and gave me her fortune nookie for desert :)

fortune nookie by whitey from cuyahoga hts December 8, 2010

fortune nookie 

That's what you get combining Chinese new year and Valentine's day.......

Do you really need one?

fortune nookie by Toimitus May 5, 2003