by alexis mode August 29, 2022
Two types:
LAWFUL NONCE: slang A relationship that is classed as paedophilia in the eyes of the law in the eyes of the law
SOCIETAL NONCE: slangmore commonly used when a relationship has an absurd age gap
LAWFUL NONCE: slang A relationship that is classed as paedophilia in the eyes of the law in the eyes of the law
SOCIETAL NONCE: slangmore commonly used when a relationship has an absurd age gap
by Allsaints221 February 16, 2020
a UK slang term for sex criminals, commonly misconceived to be for pedophiles only but is actually a very broad term and can range from coercing someone of age into sex once to the sexual assault of hundreds of children
person 1: did you hear john is a nonce?
person 2: no way!
person 1: i saw him at some girls house with his head hung low and flowers and a card, so what else could it be
person 2: no way!
person 1: i saw him at some girls house with his head hung low and flowers and a card, so what else could it be
by nonceryurbdiction May 02, 2022
by Mr pointy tits March 13, 2019
A old man, often caught fiddling with their grandchildren, and asking for proof that they’re in the bath. Some Nonce names may include: “John, Keith, Huitson” so watch out boys. Especially avoid “huey_45”
by MyGrandadTouchedMe April 16, 2020
Mulham the nonce is trying to molest Mariam for the 46th time but Mariam always dodges Mulham like a bullet
A nonce is someone who's name is Mulham. He tries to molest this girl called Mariam. Mariam avoids Mulham like you avoided the kid in primary school who used to pick up a shit from the floor with a stick, and then chased you with it. Mulham oneced tried to buy Mariam flowers. When Mariam saw the flowers she ran away screaming. Lets just say Mulham's mission to get some pussy failed. Badly.
by Muham's_a_Nonce April 10, 2019