Nonce

A old man, often caught fiddling with their grandchildren, and asking for proof that they’re in the bath. Some Nonce names may include: “John, Keith, Huitson” so watch out boys. Especially avoid “huey_45”

Leon: “hew grandad’s a right nonce ye kna”

by MyGrandadTouchedMe April 15, 2020

Nonce

UK slang for pedophile

My dad's a nonce cause he plays with my asshole

by BigAssNonce November 12, 2018

Nonce

Your local geezer having a pint watching the kids play at the park having a wank

Oi you see Harry he’s a proper nonce playing with them kids

by Pussy muncher 18 September 22, 2020

Nonce

Consumer of prawn cocktail crisps

“That john’s a proper nonce y’know”

by LFC1977 February 6, 2021

Nonce

Adam Johnson

That Sunderland player Adam Johnson is such a nonce

by IhaveTheBestDefinitions April 16, 2020

nonce

1)another word for pedophile
2) a common British insult

1) that guy was looking at me for a good 20mins what a nonce
2) your such nonce!!

by gayslag February 24, 2020

Nonce

Two types:
LAWFUL NONCE: slang A relationship that is classed as paedophilia in the eyes of the law in the eyes of the law

SOCIETAL NONCE: slangmore commonly used when a relationship has an absurd age gap

shut up you nonce!
Did you just say age is just a number? What a nonce!

by Allsaints221 February 16, 2020