Noob 

people that say ROFLCOPTER and WTFBBQPIZZA and actually use the word noob in their everyday speech.
basically, a nerdy loser.

Girl: Hey
Noob: H333Y WH4DDUPPP ?
Girl: huh ?
Noob: OMG ur such a n00b ROFLCOPTER

Random Guy: ... that guy is a noob.

Noob by tweeohtwee. May 9, 2009

noob 

term used by "hardcore gamers" to describe someone who doesn't sit in front of the computer all fucking day learning every nook and cranny of UT.

needalife60:I killed you 999,999 times...you're a fuckin' noob

igetlaid:No...I just go outside every now and then...ya know...to interact with real people.

noob by Sgt. Pepper May 16, 2005

noob 

a synonym (neutral or offensive depending on the situation/context) for a rookie or a newbie.

military drill sergeant, addressing a private: yo noob, what might yo' name be?

private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.

drill sergeant: lol, as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?

private: yes and no, since Jordan is my middle name but not my last name

Sergeant: lol

noob by Uncle Dimma May 27, 2015

noob 

1.A word used to describe people that claim to be awesome at something, but in reality, they actually suck.

2.a person that can't seem to do or describe anything right.

3.The gamer equivalent of "nigga".

1. n00b: I ownz all j00
person: STFU noob!

2.dude, you're a noob. you had a chance with a nice, hot girl, but you chose the ugly bitch!

3.What's up, noobs?

noob by the enigmatic man April 27, 2007

Noob 

A complete asshole who plays Call of duty and only uses the undermounted grenade launcher, which is insanely easy to use, there puss bags who piss off everbody in the game,and makes them completely destroy there Xbox or PS3 (which sucks. GO XBOX)!

WOW THAT LITTLE BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKING DONKEY BONER SUCKER JUST SPAWN KILLED ME LIKE 6 FUCKING TIMES WITH A GOD DAMN NOOB TUBE! FUCK YOU GAME!

Noob by notAnoob123 May 11, 2010

noob 

A wangnut that has taken an alias on a message board.

That noob is wangnut.

noob by Manteca Pura July 1, 2008

noob 

(n00b) Not to be confused with the words 'newb' or 'newbie'. A noob is someone who either a) has been playing a game or doing something for a long time and still just doesn't get it or is horrible b) Has been playing a game for a short period of time and asks questions that the answers are in plain view (yes, sometimes 'noob' and 'newbie' cross paths.

a) 'This noob is posting chain mail, thinking he's going to get a free ipod!'
b) noob / newb - 'Where's the 'a' key on the keyboard?'

noob by Annaleise C August 5, 2007