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Orphan Tears

The name of the song that the cartoon band "Your Favorite Martian" created
by Radin Happier June 29, 2022
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tear orgy

A group of people crying at the same time.
Reality TV when all the women in the family start crying at the same time over some stupid emotional crap they're having a tear orgy.
by sexpantherpaulpark January 13, 2014
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dick tear

dick tear - the clear "tear like" precum fluid that can drip from an erect penis. When a cock-tease gets a guy hot and bothered and then leaves him hanging, his unit can shed a dick tear.
him: what? you are leaving and not gonna give it up?

her: yeah, i'm outta here. what do you think i am, a hooker?

him: no, but you are a damn cock-tease.

her: just cuz you have the bag doesn't mean you are going to get laid, so your little weenie can shed a dick tear when i walk out the door.
by jillzgotskillz February 19, 2010
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vanilla tears

The act of blowing your load on a girl's face below her eyes resulting in vanilla tears
Last night Keri gave me some crazy head and I busted my load on her face and that girl was crying vanilla tears.
by Jake Bust Nuts February 9, 2014
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manly tears

Tears shed by men. Extremely powerful.
Big Boss shed manly tears over the grave of the Boss.
by realcheney June 29, 2008
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Tear-arsing

Paul was tear-arsing down the hill on his bicycle
by Ikeweb June 10, 2016
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Dick Tears

You dick starts to cry from the emotional overload.
Andrew: God I can feel my dick tears edging from that sweet loli.
by ChesterTM April 27, 2015
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