Nintendo

A game company that used to be amazing, but now suck because of their cause to make games for casual gamers. They basically screwed over the hardcore gamers.

Nintendo used to be great. Now they suck. :(

by Batdude247 June 2, 2009

nintendoed

The event of reading alot of text in a video game while spamming the A button, then without thinkinghits the option to hear the long text over again

I got nintendoed by gapora gabora in ocarina of time!

by Miamoto January 12, 2016

Nintendo

Simply slang for marijuana or "weed", originating from the fairly new Nintendo Wii Console and its remarkable similar pronunciation to "Weed" if stretched out.
Hence the phrases "Buy Some Nintendo", "Smoke Some 'Tendo", "Play Some Wii".
Substitute "Best Buy", "Circuit City", or some other electronics store for your dealer, and "games" for grams and you're in.

"Hey man, wanna go to Best Buy and get a Wii?"
"How much Nintendo you wanna play?"
"I don't know, 2 or 3 games should be enough."

by TFE November 7, 2007

Nintendos

The cute dimples on the small of a woman's back just above her ass. When you you hold a woman's waist in doggy-style, it's like playing a nintendo controller.

Was in the bar last night and this one girl walked by with a skimpy littel shirt on, her nintendos were so sexy I couldn't focus on anything else.

by Donjavaman October 18, 2011

Nintendo

A 100+ year-old video game company who has quickly became a meme because of its child-friendly videogames, such as Mario, Kirby and Pokémon. This is a shame, because Nintendo have made more mature games, such as Metroid and Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem. What makes it even more of a shame is because it has lots of first-class games that have held up over the years, like Super Mario World, Super Smash Bros Melee, Ocarina of Time and Kirby Super Star. THANK YOU VERY MUCH SEGA! I REALLY ENJOY SEEING MY FAVOURITE VIDEOGAME COMPANY BECOME A LAUGHING STOCK! Nintendo is still one of, if not THE best gaming developers ever. Despite their more casual outlook, many hardcore gamers still give them a shot and enjoy their games every single time.

Guy 1: I'm gonna play on my Xbox.
Me: Why not try Nintendo for once?
Guy 1: DUUUH! NINTENDO'S FOR BABYS! U R SUCH A DUMBASS IF U STILL PLAY WITH THEIR 'SUPER BABY SHITBAG 5'!
Guy 1 plays Nintendo anyway and is mesmerised by how good it actually is. He buys an N64, GameCube, Wii, DS, Gameboy and Switch immediately. His Xbox has yet to be played on again.

by GalactaK August 1, 2018

Nintendo

Video game company that used to make good games a billion years ago. Nowadays their games are strictly "baby games". If anyone over the age of 10(that's 10 months, not years) is caught playing nintendo games they are usually beaten to death with a blunt object. It's okay though, they deserved it.

Billy- "Hey Greg, wanna go play Wii at my house?"

Greg- "Wii isn't that Nintendo?"

Billy- "Yeah, so?"

Greg- "So Nintendo games are for babies."

Billy- "But I LIKE Nintendo games."

~Greg smashes a PS2 over Billy's head and calls him a douche, people around them begin to cheer.~

by NintendoJabsPoo August 2, 2008

Nintendo

A game corporation. They make these games.

Mario Bros.
The Legend of Zelda
Donkey Kong
Wii games

They like milking franchises. Meaning they release like two to four damn games in a year. Mario Bros. sucks! Zelda sucks! Donkey Kong is alright.

Fuck Nintendo. I am a Playstation fan.

by negrosahn May 25, 2015