nikolaustag

a holiday in germany, preceding x-mas, where Schmutzli, a charachter like a dark-willed santa, puts bad kids in a sack and beats tyhem with a switch like a wood whip

i love nikolaustag, cause if i put my shoes outside, and im a good kid, i get chocolate in my shoes, but if im bad Schmutzli puts me in his fucking sack and beats my ass with his woody.

by nia69 September 29, 2005

Nikolai

Nikolai is a fucking legend. He pipes all the ladies. Everyone is jealous of the hunk thats named Nikolai. He is very strong with good abs. He has alot of friends and usually a friend thats named Alexander who fuck dryhumps his other friend Daniel. All in all He is the best Person in the world and he is a ladies man obviously.

yesterday Patricia fucked Nikolai and im so jealous.

by TheHunk12345 November 7, 2019

Nikolas Graham

An amazing musician that plays the piano and drums. He's is amazingly handsome. Many girls are in awe over his awesomeness and very attracted to him, but he respectfully turns them down as he only has his sights set for one very special friend.

This musician dude is so cool he's a Nikolas Graham.

by Xephyri March 6, 2016

Nikolai

Nikolai is a Russian and Greek name that’s underlying meaning is “victorious”. People named Nikolai are often very smart and believe they have an answer for everything. The problem is, they are usually right. Nikolai’s are men of very few words. But watch out, they are a dangerous enemy. They are quiet, friendly, and calculated. They’re only goal is winning, and if you let them too close, they will strike and be victorious.

When it comes to friends and romance, Nikolai’s aren’t good at first impressions. However, their consistent persistence will force them into your life. Be careful, Nikolai’s can be great friends that have your back, but you do not want to be on their bad side.

I can never get a good read on Nikolai, I can never tell what he is thinking.

by Steffano48842 November 24, 2021

Tsar Nikolas the II

he fucked up

yo dude, at least I didn't Tsar Nikolas the II

by OWEwr April 20, 2018

Nikolai

An extremely cheap vodka that tastes like a cross between turpentine and rubbing alcohol. Consumed in large quantities by alcoholics and college students alike.

Imma go to the bottle shop and get a pint of Nikolai.

James filled a trash can with Nikolai to use as a base for jungle juice.

by Cornyhotdogs October 25, 2017

Nikola

Literally why does everyone make a definition of their own name and stroke themselves with it.
Whatever the case I will do the opposite.
Nikola is a self-hating guy who feels terrible most of the time due to reasons seemingly unknown to anyone around him. He has no idea what to do with his life as there are too many roads for him to know which one is right, he is paranoid, expecting anything and everything to go against him as it sometimes does. He has few (though good) friends and is not very social. He is nearly always online making unfunny memes that only trash tier memers laugh at (like this one) and is too lazy to work on good ones (or to work in general). He does however have a big dick and is amazing and fuck these god damn name definitions :^).

Nikola: Wow that was a very funny meme I made, now when's my dad finished getting those cigarettes from years ago?
Mom: You're a disgrace to your slavic brothers and even to humanity. Fuck you.

by FedoraTipper49 June 23, 2018