serious horny desperate

Horniness on an epic scale that would make a guy drop several rungs down on his ladder just to relieve himself of the agony.

Joser is a classic example of serious horny desperate.

by wang_man June 29, 2009

desperate housewives

A show on TV that follows the misadventures of mostly uninteresting characters.

The redhead is the ugliest woman in the group....and yet she is by far the most desirable sexually! I don't get it.

by KidNotorius May 13, 2005

desperate

Doing unforgivable things in the chance that you might get some that night

"Hey Andy what did you do last night in town?"
"Dude i went to Globe bar"
"WTF, that is desperate man. I hope you got some?"
"Nah man, i got ripped off"

by Apple bottom jeans March 25, 2009

desperatebooking

Posting things on Facebook over and over about being single and lonely, even if it's just a song lyric.

Yeah! She seriously needs to stop desperatebooking.

by wordothepenguin August 23, 2010

desperate hag

A woman who spends the majority of their day stalking and spreading untrue rumors about another person that's had nothing, and wants nothing, to do with them for an extended length of time. Exampl

That broad who's running that hate page on Instagram is a total Desperate Hag.

by Team Harris April 18, 2015

Desperate Druggie

This is when you smell your own shit after you've taken a crap in a public toilet. After you've inhaled enough you'll soon lose consciousness and slowly die, due to the toxins you've inhaled.
A sad way to die for hippies!
Drug addicts used their shit as a way to get high in small doses.

Man 1: A guy died yesterday! We found his head sniffing his own load in a public toilet.

Man 2: Wow! You can die from that!

Man 1: Yep that guys was one desperate druggie!

by FruitFly111222(I'm straight) April 19, 2018

Desperate

The state of doing anything in your means to get what you want no matter what it takes including braking the law they sworn to live upon.

Desperate

What’s up with they?
They are desperate to catch you slipping my bro no matter if true or false you know they’ll wait for any chance they get and when impatient they’ll use and take advantage to set your ass up my dawg.

by 69304069 May 2, 2018