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Namaste Cunt

A person who's spiritual journey towards awakening and/or enlightenment went so far as to expand their spirituality but unfortunately stopped just short of shedding the relevant part of their ego and instead only made it bigger through over identifying with their new inflated sense of self as a 'spiritual being'!.
How many namaste cunts does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know, ask Chad, he just did 5-Meo DMT, and now he's a Shaman!'. 'Karen needs to get a job, 10 Ayahuasca ceremonies and she thinks she can manifest whatever she needs but I'm always paying at Jamba Juice wtf - namaste cunt!'. ' I don't want to be a namaste cunt but - i'm really still trying to integrate that past life healing.'
by Hazzah - 111 May 20, 2024
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namaste wahala

In the Nigerian parlance, wahala means "trouble". Namaste Wahala is a play on words, an interpolation if you will.

A juxtaposition of "namaste" (a friendly Indian word) to ameliorate the aggressive connotation of "wahala" (trouble).
Omo, if you wan vex make you vex. Which one be this namaste wahala sef.
by ibot_45 March 17, 2025
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Nasty Namaste

When a man has kama sutra based sexual intercourse with a woman who is on her period and thoroughly covers the tip of his penis with her menstrual blood. After Climax he has her bow all the way down till her forehead makes contact with the tip of his penis leaving a blood and cum bindi. Both partners must then greet each other with Namaste
“Did you hear that Devin flew Himself and Jan too India just so he could give her a nasty namaste?”
by The_Paperfaced_Man December 27, 2019
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Energy Namaste

Energy Namaste is a peaceful state of welcoming positive energy. You can use this as a greeting as to describe a vibe. Its also up to the user of the phrase of its interpretation and use.
Energy Namaste, Don’t chase Tommorow live today. - Velvet 23 Song: Namaste Big Bear

Questio: Whats up How everything going? Answer: Energy Namaste Vibes we Gucci & Gabana
by Velvet 23 February 25, 2022
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digital namaste

Saying “I see you” to someone online because you connect with something they’ve written; a deeper feeling of appreciation than a Like & Subscribe.
A: Paul McCartney’s bass line on “Something” is otherworldly!
B: Digital Namaste, it really vibes!
by PhatBatt May 30, 2025
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