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never volunteer 

The Army only teaches you two things: "If in doubt, put down smoke and go left", and "Never volunteer for anything".

The Navy only teaches you two things: "Don't throw the slops out to windward", and "Never volunteer for anything".

The Air Force only teaches you two things: "Cheese tastes pretty much the same coming up as going down, so it's OK to eat before a bumpy flight", and "Never volunteer for anything".

The Marines only teach you one thing: "Never volunteer for anything".

never volunteer by eighthofseven November 12, 2007
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never give up

to try again/keep trying
my friend told me to never give up
never give up by we are famers January 12, 2016

Never Ending Bowl 

A bowl of weed you you can hit over and over. It seems as if it is never ending.
Dude 1: Man how much did you pack?
Dude 2: I don't know man, this shit is never ending!
Dude 1&2: The Never Ending Bowl!!
Never Ending Bowl by N1ckNasty June 24, 2012

never here 

A person who never attends school
never here by MavricFTML May 30, 2019

Never Pass Your Torch

A phrase coined in 2020 to retaliate against ageism in society in the context that older people need to retire and let go of leadership or fame.
She told her older more experienced coworker to “never pass your torch” to the younger tech savvy employee.
Never Pass Your Torch by Bandana6 September 5, 2023

never change 

1. A phrase spoken to someone when you're impressed by their lack of inhibition, cynicism, or adherence to social norms.

2. Can also be used sarcastically and/or passive-agressively when shocked by someone's lack of self-awareness or tact.
1. "You threw the drink in HER face? Nice. Never change bro."

2. "Did you just take your tip back out of the jar? Wow. Never change man"

never gonna give you up 

The first line and title of the world's most vile (or awesome, depending on who you are) song, the rickroll.
"Hey, SETI just found an alien transmission"
"What did it say?"
"Never gonna give you up"
"lol, they got rickrolled"