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Spew my balls

To spew one's balls.
To be in such testicular pain that one feels like he's throwing up his testicles.
Sometimes, nausea and vomiting accompany the pain.
Guy 1 - I think i'm gonna spew my balls, i can taste puke in my mouth! Get me an ice pack!
Guy 2 - Oh man! That bitch destroyed you with one kick!
by Nobli January 14, 2023
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Freshing my balls

The act of farting on your balls to feel the pressurized air coming from your rectum and then shoot your balls with a butt burp
Hey man where have you been?

Oh dont mind me I was just freshing my balls
by Ordinary description January 27, 2023
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Lickin’ my balls

When you’re having a great time with your friends and something’s about to happen that’s gonna be real nice.
R.J.: “Colt how you feeling about these jagerbombs?”
Colt: “Man I’m lickin’ my balls right now I’ll tell you what.”
Ron: “Real nice buddy.”
by TheDickmeister June 12, 2021
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Zercon my balls

A term used for when mr.zercon appears in a discord chat sometimes it just happens at random. It is deprived from the "sigma" joke part of a phase sound random but with more wording makes a sex joke about applying action to the male testicles
*mr.zercon joins the VC
Everyone:Zercon my balls
by Mr mopper December 26, 2019
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Shit my Balls

A slang term expressing surprise. Often used in the same context as "well slap my ass and call me Charlie!"
Heather: "Did you hear Donald Trump is getting his face put on the 100 dollar bill?"

Corey: "Well shit my balls!"
by Sarcasm is Dead March 12, 2020
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wrecked my balls

while on cowgirl position, literally wrecking or smashing the balls of the guy below with your butt.
"Dude the girl from last night wrecked my balls"

"Lucky you"
by itsnotmyrealname October 4, 2013
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Finesse my balls

Her head rocks back and forth as she finesses my balls.
She literally won’t leave me alone, all she wants to do is finesse my balls.
When I got the call my grandma died, my girl was finessing my balls.
by B1G BaLLS December 5, 2017
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