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Mutong

She is such a kind and nice person! She is a Mutong!
by Nightqueen26 October 4, 2019
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muteo

When you are on that important conference call or Zoom meeting, and think you were muted when you do something (think flush toilet, make a snarky comment about your boss....), but you were not. Worse if video is turned on.
I was on this big Zoom meeting with my team and had to pee. I flushed and then everyone was laughing. What a muteo!
by blackpaw June 29, 2020
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Sad Mutombo

The awkward feeling of being able to feel another mans penis through the thin membrane that separates the vagina from the anus during the act of double penetration sex.
Brian and I double team this chick last night. He had a great time, I had a sad Mutombo.
by Angel & Dylan March 30, 2016
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Friendly muttonchop

The act of cooking and eating a sheep that was previously your lover, usually served at a large meal
I can't believe Tom served the friendly muttonchops at thanksgiving
by Kntryson May 18, 2017
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Sandy Mutton

This is the part of a female that is used for reproduction vagina. It is described like this when the female has the STD called Blue waffle. It is also used to describe when someone is punching sand with a piece of mutton.
Look at Emily, I have heard she has a sandy mutton”. “Nathan went to the desert and brought back sandy mutton”.
by Laghmani fam February 29, 2020
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Tobias Mutton

Tobias Mutton is a very circular man who is very experienced in all of the positions especially the "Slovakian traffic cone"position. Tobias only has 1 inch penis but quality over quantity and that is certainly true with his penis as it thrusts deep into Lucas masons ass. He's a beast above men and asserts his dominance over trannies and prostitutes.
Wow is that Tobias Mutton I would let him perform Slovakian traffic cone on my tight little asshole
by tobiaslover69 November 8, 2023
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kebab dressed as mutton

A very ropey looking woman in mid 50s wearing clothes her teenage grandaughter would think was a little "risque"
"Jesus! look at that old slapper, kebab dressed as mutton"
by Pikey mullet September 19, 2005
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