muted strum

A common sex position. When you're hooking up with your girl but but need to keep quiet so you put your hand over her mouth as you strum her cords ;)

Paul: Did you and Stacey hook up last night?
John: Yeah, but her parents were home so we had to do the muted strum

by Muted Strum February 23, 2017

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mute point

Trying to make a point during a phone call while your phone is on mute. Usually occurs during a conference call.

Bob's point was a mute point because no one could hear as he had put his phone on mute.

by zmbb3 March 13, 2008

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A person seemingly unable to exchange simple pleasantries such as "hello", "how are you", and "goodbye". Often someone encountered only briefly (i.e. a cashier) but they may also be someone you see every day, such as a co-worker.

I just went to the drugstore to buy some toothpaste, and ended up having a one-sided conversation with the cashier.

Normal Person: Hi, how are you?
Mute-ant: ...
Normal Person: How much for the toothpaste?
Mute-ant: ...
Normal Person: (reads register and pays) Thanks, have a good night, you fucking mute-ant.
Mute-ant: ...

by ACNY November 18, 2009

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Com-Mute

To go without sound during the televised broadcast of a sporting event in order to not have to listen to the inane and moronic commentators calling the game.

"Hey man, did you watch the game last night"

"Yeah but I had to com-mute halfway through because those announcers were so awful."

by Evanwins October 6, 2011

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