Munster Muncher

A person who is an expert in the art of licking out vaginia. It is like a sixth sence as they have to make up for lack of a large penis...

Woman: Is it in yet?
Guy: Can we try something else....
Woman: Where the hell do you think you are going..wait..oh my why didn't you tell me you are the munster muncher...
Guy: Thats the way i roll...

by ULOPC January 19, 2010

owl muncher

The owl muncher typically is a brute who devours baby owls as an expression of his insensitive chavishness.

The application of the term to women is frequent.

You could not marry that sensitive young man, you're too much of an owl muncher

by Jonathan Pundaddylein May 5, 2010

Scat muncher

1) Someone who consumes feces for sexual arousal.

See Rush Limbaugh

For someone who will never get laid, Dan certainly is the biggest scat muncher I know!

by Kaworu June 30, 2004

couch muncher

A couch muncher is a person who takes up the whole couch while munching on tostitos or other assorted brand name chips. The couch muncher does not proceed to get up when asked.

Kayla would not get her fat ass off the couch, fucking couch muncher!!

by Kaylabrandonalicia September 7, 2005

Tortilla Muncher

A person who is known to chew on elderly women's breasts.

Person 1: I saw Victor chewing on some elderly woman's saggy tits.
Person 2: What a tortilla muncher.

by The Gay Mankini November 21, 2018

Scone muncher

British people

“Shut up you scone muncher”

by rhyder_scoot March 7, 2023

willy muncher

someone who like to nibble at a penis or two for pure enjoyment, and derives from cock sucker. it can also be used as an insult

you f**kin willy muncher

by holmes September 14, 2004