muffinate

to procrastinate productively; to avoid work by doing other slightly more pleasurable work

Melissa muffinates when she bakes muffins instead of doing her homework.

Karina enjoys muffinating over haunted houses rather than doing her lab assignment.

by broadwayfilly October 15, 2006

muffin

euphamism for the rear end of an attractive young female

girl got a fine-ass muffin back there

by Mojo February 15, 2005

Muffins

Muffins is another word for 'lol'. It can be used if you use the word 'lol' too much on Twitter, Myspace etc.

Jimmy Machan came up with the word 'muffins' instead of 'lol'.

Hubert: I love Miley Cyrus.
Jimmy: Muffins, loser.

by aashleee September 12, 2009

Muffin

A really good snack that comes in different kinds of flavors and is a wheat product. :o

Chocolate chip muffins are the best.

by Nikki March 27, 2005

Muffin

an affectionate name for a friend or S.O similar to "babe"

hey muffin
how's my muffin today
muffin so good to see you!

by keegee chee February 25, 2015

muffin

Another way of saying a male genitals; censored version; slang/code for whenever you need to say the word

-"Omg, I heard that this person's muffin is huge!"
-"really? I heard his muffin was really tiny!"

by Dictionary_dude(?) December 3, 2020

Muffin

The adorable nickname Lauren German and Tom Ellis use for each other

Happy birthday Muffin

I’ve been trying to get Muffin Top out of her trailer for hours
Muffin humor

by ✨bepositive✨ August 28, 2020