process of performing anal sex while the person recieving purposefully shits on the penis of the other
dude 1. whats it called when a chick shits on ur dick
dude 2. if its on purpose.... a jersey mudslide
dude 2. if its on purpose.... a jersey mudslide
by jfrco September 23, 2013
Get the jersey mudslide mug.When you leave the toilet lid down completely and sit with your bare butt cheeks flat down on top. Then when you defecate, the forcibly expulsion just slip slides you all around and ends you up gliding off the front as you proceed to land on the floor in a big pile of your own mess.
Johnny: Dude, the bathroom is all covered in feces, what happened?
Dude: Couldn't help but perform a North Carolina Mudslide after I got all shitfaced at the club last night.
Johnny: And I thought an upper decker was gross. You're on another level dude.
Dude: Couldn't help but perform a North Carolina Mudslide after I got all shitfaced at the club last night.
Johnny: And I thought an upper decker was gross. You're on another level dude.
by Sychedelic March 22, 2016
Get the North Carolina Mudslide mug.(noun) Usually used as a tactic of revenge/humiliation. Upon planning to have anal sex with a man, a woman consumes a healthy dose of laxatives. Then, once the action begins, she proceeds to shit all over his genitals and legs, leaving him absolutely appalled. As he stands in horror, she turns around and swiftly kicks him in the balls.
Still angry over being racooned, she invited him over for the evening, only to completely humiliate him with a Mississipi Mudslide.
by Radam Rutchison November 19, 2006
Get the mississipi mudslide mug.The sexual act of filling your mouth with gummy bears until they are glistening with saliva, then performing analingus and injecting them inside your partners anus from your mouth. Finally your partner squeezes them out onto a chocolate frosted cake.
by TheMushroomKing April 7, 2019
Get the haribo mudslide mug.Dude, my chick was totally down for a Boston Pancake, but lost her mind when it turned out to be a Memphis Mudslide!
by P. Niss January 5, 2009
Get the memphis mudslide mug.1. Jocelyn left her drink unattended and Joshua gave it a Mexican Mudslide.
2. While giving Jocelyn a Mexican Mudslide, Joshua sharted and made it a Double-shot!
2. While giving Jocelyn a Mexican Mudslide, Joshua sharted and made it a Double-shot!
by JCheyLovesTheRedSox August 17, 2009
Get the Mexican Mudslide mug.Careful preparation is crucial to successful execution of the Mongolian Mudslide:
1. 8 to 12 hours before the planned festivities, the man eats a robust meal consisting of late night taco truck fare, corn nuts drenched in habanero bean dip, cheap beer, and perhaps some questionable sushi from a gas station.
2. Chug a jug of Exlax or similarly aggressive diarrhea inducing agent.
When the time is right, the man straddles the woman’s chest and proceeds to receive a vigorous blow job. When things are heating up, the man unloads his colon with a fury normally reserved for a menacing volcano, evenly across the woman’s chest. The man then turns his attention to titty fucking those now muddy mountains. When the man cums, he is careful to artfully puts some snow on the tops of the two muddy mountains.
With some patience and practice, the Mongolian Mudslide can be a veritable piece of art, so don’t forget to take pictures for the family Holiday card.
1. 8 to 12 hours before the planned festivities, the man eats a robust meal consisting of late night taco truck fare, corn nuts drenched in habanero bean dip, cheap beer, and perhaps some questionable sushi from a gas station.
2. Chug a jug of Exlax or similarly aggressive diarrhea inducing agent.
When the time is right, the man straddles the woman’s chest and proceeds to receive a vigorous blow job. When things are heating up, the man unloads his colon with a fury normally reserved for a menacing volcano, evenly across the woman’s chest. The man then turns his attention to titty fucking those now muddy mountains. When the man cums, he is careful to artfully puts some snow on the tops of the two muddy mountains.
With some patience and practice, the Mongolian Mudslide can be a veritable piece of art, so don’t forget to take pictures for the family Holiday card.
Dude, did you see Lester’s photo of his Mongolian Mudslide? It was like a fuckin Bob Ross masterpiece with those happy little teats!
by Moit lives January 28, 2017
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