mud shark

A shark that swims in mud.

I just caught a mud shark at the swamp!!!

by 1234567890123212345323424 September 30, 2011

Mud Shark

Sexually challanged white British man that is attracted to a black juicy gash.

That dumb limey thinks those black chicks are top quality. He is shuch a mud shark

by Cobbs May 18, 2006

mud shark

To stick inappropriate things in a female's vagina. So named because Vanilla Fudge did that to a groupie with an actual mud shark.

Lucy was still not fucking satisfied, so I had to mudshark her with my asthma inhaler!

by tecumseh January 4, 2003

Mudsharking

Despite the common misconception of the noun mudshark, the verbified term is simply the act of a spirited man taking his pride and joy into the treacherous, marshy depths of a female’s anal cavity. Attack mode can produce unwanted outcomes, for her anyways, such as anal fissures, anal prolapse, or anal seepage. Always important to test the waters a few times before proceeding to avoid these unsightly results.

Friend 1: "Hey bud, how was your fishing trip with you wife last weekend?"
Friend 2: "Man, we had to call the mudsharking getaway off early."
Friend 1: "Shit man what happened?"
Friend 2: "Aw you know my shark bite too hard and she started bleeding profusely.
Friend 1: "Oh, yeah hate it when that happens."

by PickitNFlickit August 26, 2016

mud shark

A person who likes to eat out an other persons anal cavity.

Tom likes to eat the ass, he's a mud shark.

by 132012 February 17, 2009

mud shark

Man who exclusively hunts blantons.

Need a four to hit to get me that Mud
~ Mud Shark

by DoubleBogeyBoy July 27, 2022

Mud Shark

Another word for droppin a load/ taking a poop

Ill be back i gotta lay a few mud sharks

by yungshitstain November 12, 2019