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Fucking Motherfucking shit dick cunt fuck face 

when you get really pissed off at someone and put swear words together to make an insult that doesn't make much sense
dickhead: oi! i slept with your mum last night

you: fucking motherfucking shit dick cunt fuck face!

dickhead: what?

you: never mind
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motherfucking snakes

the worst motherfucking things on earth that'll fucking try to kill you on a plane. best defense against them is Samuel L Jackson.
"Enough is ENOUGH! I am tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"
-Samuel L Jackson, Snakes on a Plane

bad ass motherfucker 

a person, male, who with out comprmise will tear you a new asshole, drink all your liquor, bone your betty, and do so with a smile on his face.
A hard as stone killer, O.G., king of the klan, kitten eating, shark biting, individual, who will not be fucked with.
some one you both fear and respect, as the reaper.
The last man you ever want to piss off, and the last thing you see when you do.
"I don't want to go tell the bad ass motherfucker, that I don't have the money"
"He was last seen kissing the boot's of that Bad ass motherfucker"
"He was digging a hole with that bad ass motherfucker,in the back 40, and we havn't seen him since"
bad ass motherfucker by Touque December 9, 2008

Motherfucker's Day

The day after Mother's Day, dedicated to all motherfuckers everywhere.
I gave my next door neighbor flowers for Motherfucker's Day. I told him "you may not be a woman but you sure are a mother".
Motherfucker's Day by Quaoar May 17, 2006

mothersucker 

A non-obscene version of motherfucker. Good for situations where swearing is a bad idea.
oh mothersucker! can't believe I just lost!
mothersucker by UM North Quad September 1, 2010

John motherfuckin Rambo 

the proper way to reference the lead role of any of the movies in the Rambo trilogy, due to the massive amounts of ass that are kicked
"holy shit, John Motherfuckin Rambo shot down a helicopter with EXPLODING ARROWS"

Pow Pow Motherfucker 

When you win a hand in a poker tournament with a bounty and you knock them out of the tournament and get their bounty you would say: "POW POW MOTHERFUCKER!"
I took you out! Pow Pow Motherfucker!
Pow Pow Motherfucker by Jeststeve December 22, 2020