Mortimer

The ultimate ladies man. Known best amungst his peers.

Gertrude pranced over to a metamorphic rock. "What a Mortimer," she thought to herself.

by Jewlianne February 14, 2018

Morten Harket

Morten Harket is an old sexy man that every women desires.

MORTEN HARKET MAKES ME SO HORNY

by Righttttu February 17, 2019

motem

The fandom term M.O.T.E.M. ("Mild On The Eyes Male") is used by sophisticated women who wish to express their admiration for a handsome man. It was created in the year 2002 by author Erestor as an alternative description for Orlando Bloom as she was tired of the fangirlish "Squeee! Wheee! OMG! !!!11!ELEVENTY!1".

Also see Johnny Depp, Peter Steele and Jack Davenport.

"I say, he's quite a motem, now isn't he. More tea, dear?"

by The_Ed October 11, 2006

Montemayor

1. Last name, frequency rank in the U.S. is 4686.

2. Montemayor is a city located in the province of Córdoba, Spain. According to the 2006 census (INE), the city has a population of 3936 inhabitants.

1. Let's go visit with the Montemayor's.

2. I'm going to vacation in Montemayor, Spain.

by Nikki Barnett October 18, 2008

Derrick Mortel

A very egotistical person, who thinks he is funny and if better than anyone. He will hit on all the girls and try to act "gangster". He will never figure out how stupid and wrong he is you see, because of his mental disabilities from his birth, and when he was dropped as a baby for his head was larger than a normal child.

Stop being a Derrick it's so annoying.

by Alex Ibanez March 27, 2005

Viggo Mortensen "Vuh-ig-o Mor-ten-sun"

the most beautiful soul i could ever hope to meet.

Hello Im Mrs Mortensen

by Linsay March 13, 2004

mortega

A family name that derives from a very famous and important family from the Philippines. If you are so ever to run into a person of this last name. You should bow down in respect. Mortega = 1337 !

1)"Arise for here comes Mr. Mortega!"
2)"Can I get you anything Mrs. Mortega?"
3)"I worship the Mortega family."

by Arthur Mortega May 6, 2003