Similar to a moonie.The act of bending over & spreading ones buttocks thus revealing the anus to an unsuspecting friend or relative. The "mooner" then manipulates his or her sphincter whilst engaging the victim in conversation, creating the illusion that they are indeed taking out of their arse.
by dancehalldudley March 22, 2007
Get the Talking moonie mug.This is the excuse one comes up with the morning after they stayed out late watching a sporting advent, or went out and partied to hard. Often a lame , last minuted excuse that no one buys into. More than likely excessive drinking, and cocaine have a role in ones lifestyle.
Joe's morning after excuse was weak as usual. Obviously the Eagles played last night.
Papa doesn't even need a morning after excuse. He reeks of liquor.
Papa doesn't even need a morning after excuse. He reeks of liquor.
by 7mary3 September 16, 2014
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by mwallace2202 April 29, 2015
Get the morning cap mug.An idea that usually sounds good at One in the morning, but when played out it usually goes horribly wrong.
-One In The Morning Idea-
-"I know where my dad keeps his gun"
*one of your friends dead within the hour*
-trying to prove your badassdedness to your friends by jumping off the roof into the pool over being called a pussy.
"DOODE YOUR SOOOO GAY. YOUR NOT THAT MUCH OF A BADASS....PUSSY"
"PSHH FUCK YOU MAN, ILL FUCKING JUMP OFF YOUR ROOF INTO THE POOL"
'YOUR TOO PUSSY"
"LETS GO"
*friend jumps in pool. noone notices he jumps in the shallow end...friend floats up....pronounced dead at the scene*
-Looking up random videos, getting pissed and sending a hateful email to The Government.
*missing by 6am*
-"I know where my dad keeps his gun"
*one of your friends dead within the hour*
-trying to prove your badassdedness to your friends by jumping off the roof into the pool over being called a pussy.
"DOODE YOUR SOOOO GAY. YOUR NOT THAT MUCH OF A BADASS....PUSSY"
"PSHH FUCK YOU MAN, ILL FUCKING JUMP OFF YOUR ROOF INTO THE POOL"
'YOUR TOO PUSSY"
"LETS GO"
*friend jumps in pool. noone notices he jumps in the shallow end...friend floats up....pronounced dead at the scene*
-Looking up random videos, getting pissed and sending a hateful email to The Government.
*missing by 6am*
by ParanoidPoe January 9, 2011
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Get the top of the mornin to ya laddies mug.A morning bognor is a cocktail to be enjoyed with breakfast:
It consists of the following:
- Jagermeister
- Vodka
- Vanilla Ice Cream
- Tabasco Sauce
- Red Bull.
Can also be enjoyed as an evening cocktail but is then known as a Bognor Regis.
Must always be served with a small umbrella.
It consists of the following:
- Jagermeister
- Vodka
- Vanilla Ice Cream
- Tabasco Sauce
- Red Bull.
Can also be enjoyed as an evening cocktail but is then known as a Bognor Regis.
Must always be served with a small umbrella.
by drunkendisco October 28, 2009
Get the Morning Bognor mug.It's nearly impossible to interest my girlfriend in sex in the evening, but she'll wake me up at 3 am and be all over me. She's definitely a mornicator.
by bourbon legend March 9, 2016
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