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Moose

A wild animal with a dick the size of jeremys leg
Plural Meeses
Moose
by SwankHalo May 13, 2014
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former Dallas Cowboy fullback Daryl Johnston's nickname. He was a big, powerful lead blocker.
Moose was always knocking the 49ers around in the NFC title game.
by T-Dog Jenkins August 2, 2005
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Moose

Moose is an adjective that is used to describe someone you show affection towards. This can be used in reference to an event that reminds you of how cute, adorable and perfect this person is. It can also represent dissapointment if spoken in a lower tone.

The term "moose" can also be used to replace the term "i love you". (see examples).
In context to a situation it can be used the following way.

"moose your so cute"

When applied to someones name

"alex your a moose"

Due to its hidden meaning of "i love you", it can often just be said on its own, at the begining and ending of conversations.

"moose"
by bill chambers November 11, 2008
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1)n. A Canadian woodland quadra-ped, has flat antlers but loses them every summer
2)n. someone who is crazy, or just said something or did something crazy
3)adj. discribing someone who resembles def.2
4)v. to play video games, to make cookies (or bake in general), have sex

pl.) moosi (mooss-î)
1)The other night i almost hit a moose.
2)Did you see him dancing? hes such a moose.
3)That was such a moose thing to do.
4)Last night i moosed with your sister. (all may apply)

pl.) Wow those weird kids are a bunch of moosi.
by Moose face...cakes October 5, 2006
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a sexual act involving entry doggy style,at the point of peaking,simply place hands upon each ass cheek ,then insert both thumbs up the dirt track and.... STRETCH
"my boyfriend asked me if i was game for some moosing,i said yeah, not knowing what it was and ended up in A&E with a torn sphincter...bastard could have cut his nails!"
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Moose

the coolest animal in the history of forever.
Katie ahs DMD (Defected Moose Disorder)
by The Shadow Molester May 13, 2005
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Mooseing

Having anal sex with a girl placing your hands on her hips and slowly raising them to head height in the shape of antlers impersonating a moose with out her seeing what you are doing.
Im mooseing that girl tonight
by fraggletron January 7, 2012
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