Moobies

man boobs. usually occurs when the man lacks working out or any physical activity. seen on every fat man.

man 1: damn son u fat.
fat man: no i'm not!!!
man 1: ya you is i can get a good handfull of your titties. those are straight moobies son!
fat man: i hate you! im goign to eat a sandwich and cry!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
man 1: what a fatfuck

by who0ligan January 19, 2006

moogee

one who personifies mooginess, including but not limited to violent emotional moodswings, a manic approach to all extremes of emotion, the belief that one has contracted all manners of disease - common, rare, and not yet classified. The inability to discern levels of attractiveness in the opposite sex as defined by modern society in context of physique, personality, and intelligence - and the further inability not to make all manners of sexual advances towards such prey wihtout regard for situation, appropriateness or negative response. To be bisslfully unaware of being a walking juxtaposition, promoting a set of beliefs while living a lifestyle that is in direct contradiction to said convictions. To have a great big heart and seek someone to share it with.

Howard Hughes was being a moogee when he thought he got the bird flu.

by Webstah January 25, 2008

Moogled

To be in a state of complete incapacity. Taken from the Secret of Mana game on SNES. The character 'Moogle' in the game is only capable of saying short words beginning with the letter 'p' or 'k'. E.g. 'Pu' or 'Kupi'. Similar words are often uttered when unable to form 'real' words

'I went to the pub last night and got completely moogled after I had one too many whiskies.'

Or 'I was so moogled last night'

by Prentle Frondu October 24, 2005

moggie

A cat (esp. in UK or Australia); generally equivalent to Am. term "mutt"

I ran over the stupid moggie backing up my car.

by Don Tedesco August 22, 2002

moogina

The vagina of a fat or overweight woman.

That girl is such a fat cow I can't believe anyone would want to screw her moogina!!!! Since she is such a cow I wonder if she has to go to a vet for her annual moogina check up?

by D Fischbeck March 8, 2008

Moojie

Moojie "moo-gee" (ethnic slur) extremely offensive name for an Indian, specifically Muslim Indian.

Every time i call tech support i always get a moojie

by rj1025 February 16, 2010

Moolie Monday

The Monday after Black Friday and before Nigga Tuesday. Used by Craig Robinson's character "Delaney" in the Kevin Smith film Zack and Miri Make a Porno.

The Xmas discounts start on Black Friday. Get better by Moolie Monday. They rock the fucking joint by Nigga Tuesday.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic December 2, 2010