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monkey man

When you have a stoner of a boyfriend and they get so high they are almost in a trance and forget you are there. i.e zoning out by watching t.v or making food. When you try to tell them a story they don't listen.
I tried to tell bryan about my day at work but he was too busy being monkey man.
by Jessica smackdown March 5, 2008
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monkeybone

A monkey's hard cock. Used for insults and lack of come backs.
*see monkeyhole


Came into use when a girl got tired of your mom and your face insults.
bob: you are a motley fool.
girl: You suck monkeybone.

boy 1: Say what? That don't make no sense.
boy 2: You're so hard-headed.
random boy: Yeah, you're such a monkeybone.
by Pitoyable May 9, 2005
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MoneyMaker

1.One who makes ALOT of money. Uusually in the mob or pimps hoes for a living. Will beat the shit out of you if money is involved.


2. ...ass....thats nice...=D
1. Damn, that hoe got the most money I've ever seen. She's a MoneyMaker.

2. Shake that moneymaker, bitch.
by JazzyJae October 13, 2008
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moneymaker

1. Word a streetwalker (hooker, ho, prostitute) uses in reference to her vagina (pussy, twat, snatch).

2. What Jamie N. Smith (Anchorage, AK) uses to fuck men up with, usually to get what she wants (room, board, cigs, gas, move her furniture, bills paid). She gives it up easily, and once you tap that, shes going to get paid.
(Ho)- "Boi, thass my MONEYMAKER- I aint juss goin' give it up... you gots to pay like evvybuddy else, foo. Now go an gits me a dime rock"

(Jamie)- "Im so good at what I do"
by RussianJack September 1, 2007
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monkeymongmashed

knackerfaced;shitfaced;drunkus mulunkus;headfucked;cunted;
not just mashed, beyond mongmashed.
I can't believe I shagged all those russian dockers last night, I was so monkeymongmashed.
by Lord Crinkle November 23, 2003
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moneymalist

(n.) A style of living by spending least money and especially, carrying only small amount of money.

(n.) One who uses only things those are functional and extremely necessary for his/her life. Never spend for luxury items.
I am a moneymalist.
by poramase April 14, 2010
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monkeland

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monkeland
by monke man tom (epik) July 21, 2021
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