cock mongrel

Someone who is a moron.

Hey you stupid Cock Mongrel

by Kevy February 1, 2003

Tiberian Butt Mongrel

too take a delightful dump in a woman's pussy. WARNING only commit when she is either sleeping or on some serious drugs

dude, i did a tiberian butt mongrel with annie last night

by Michael Wahl March 4, 2005

Weird Eyed Mongrel

Like mad eyed moody, but not

You: That dude reminds me of Weird Eyed Mongrel.

Friend: What do you mean?

Yes

by I_don't_know_what_I'm_doing August 5, 2021

stroke the mongrel's head

To masterbate, wank, jerk-off, thrap, tug, strum the pink darth vader, pull the pud, stroke the sausage, self abuse,

I think I`m going to stroke the mongrel's head before bed time

by kendohmassif March 8, 2009

Menominee Miscarriage Mongrels

Hillbillies from Menominee, Wisconsin that, due to a miscarriage, are severly deformed and like to eat Northern Pike.

The Menominee Miscarriage Mongrels proceeded to eat all the pike in the pond in under 15 seconds.

by Jamison February 16, 2005

Estonian Cheese Mongrel

An individual from the armpit of Eastern Europe, Often tries to micro manage each and all situations, and is in most part disliked by all.

I wish Martin Kuustic would quit being such an Estonian Cheese Mongrel.

by The Ugly Truth November 17, 2009

beaten up half a mongrel

To masturbate before sex, to get semi hard.

No sex tonight honey I have a headache. " but I've already beaten up half a mongrel". OK then.

by sikcnt November 6, 2014