Apocalypse of the month

Noun. - A potentially world-ending event strongly hyped by the media during a short period of time, then forgotten by the public after the world, evidently, does not end. Soon enough it will be followed by a new catastrophe in-the-making. These events often resonate with the public due to widespread popular feelings, such as Nature getting back at Man, scientists going too far, a sign of the End Times, or simply terrorists.

The most successful example in recent times is Maya fever, which has snowballed into an international cultural phenomenon and lasted for several years.

Hey, wasn't the BP oil spill going to destroy the world because of the methane bubble ready to explode under the Gulf of Mexico? Oh, nevermind.

The current Apocalypse of the month is the new large hadron collider at CERN, which some believe may create a black hole. Of course, this is patently ridiculous.

by 11redred11 November 10, 2010

pride month

the one month my homophobic mother wont let me go outside cuz of all the pride parades

Gay Kid: Can i go to Main Street with my friends?
Homophobic Mom: NO! I DONT WANT YOU TO PARTICIPATE IN THOSE SATANIC THINGS

Gay Kid: thefuckareyoufuckingtalkingaboutyoubitch?
Homophobic Mom: It's pride month!!!! i have to protect you!!!!
Gay Kid: bitch im still going

by imnotnotgay February 25, 2019

Time of the month

when a female is on her period.

"Ahh don't mind her it's just the time of the month for her."

by D-Monkey April 10, 2018

18 months

A phrase said by one direction, the boyband. Meaning an indefinite amount of YEARS

Tod:how many years is 18 months
Emily: 2 and a half of course 🤪
Me: we shall never know 😔

by Larry bby 💚💙 July 31, 2021

word of the month

what word of the day is now

it is unfortunate but true. word of the day has became word of the month

by the cooler penguin27 October 12, 2020

Taco Month

JANUARY. every tuesday of january you have something in the taco family. the reasoning for taco month is because everyone is depressed that christmas is over. so why not have taco month?

taco month= awesomeness

by taco month January 19, 2021

tweark month

Tweark month is celebrated the whole month of February. Its where any guy/girl can tweark and not get hate for it.

Girl: *starts twearking at mall*
Guy walking by: you not supposed to be doing that here
Girl:its tweark month so yes i can

by Sjjdndhd October 01, 2019