3 definitions by Hamza Bin Laden

Noose Month

During the month of January, you are allowed to hang anybody and anything that is considered to be shit.

Kid 1: "Where is Kyle?"

Kid 2: "It's Noose Month, he was a piece of shit so I hanged him."

by Hamza Bin Laden December 7, 2019

Osama Bin Laden

Was good during the Soviet-Afghan War. Kinda turned into shit when forming Al-Qaeda, Hid for nearly 20 years, cucked the United States and responded to the Zionist backed government with 9/11

Zionist American: "Al Baghdadi and Israel are my heroes I want them to fuck me"

Intellectuals: *Fucking starts another 9/11 for Osama Bin Laden*

by Hamza Bin Laden December 7, 2019

Ohio

The state usually known for its drugs, crime, and overall just fucking stupidity. Most people from here are cumbrains with below average IQ and they're always watching the Buckeyes play Football, which would be fine, but the team is literally the only thing entire fucking state can be proud of anymore until the team eventually fucking collapses and hits the shitter. Everyone here knows at least one person addicted to crack, heroin, fentanyl, or some other fucking drug and the Law Enforcement in some places don't give a shit.

Kid 1: "Ew, Jimmy's cum is in my Heroin."

Kid 2: "We live in Ohio. He's a cumbrain, expect that often."

Kid 1: "Goddamn it and I want Heroin without cum right fucking now or I'll shoot someone to get my money back."

Kid 2: "Are you ready to go to prison?"

Kid 1: "We live in Ohio, hell yeah I'm ready for that shit, and besides, I've already been there."

Kid 2: "Ight I'll be tryin' to get drugs around here soon, we don't get time in prison around here anyway for this shit."

by Hamza Bin Laden December 7, 2019