Dick In The Mist

A man who sits in the corner and watches others have sex. While the mist is not literal, some men bring fog machines with them to be true to their names. It is typical for a dick in the mist to masturbate and ultimately ekaculate while watching sex, but is not necessary.

I was just trying to be a dick in the mist last night at the gangbang, when out of nowhere they asked me to be a pluffer. Last time I'll be hanging out with them!

by IAmTheWhale July 03, 2014

lady-mist

When a girl gets a little turned on by something and mists up in the lady garden.

Usually something she shouldn't get turned on by.
Like a sexual blush but not of the face.

Generic Teen 1; "Did you just lady-mist up over that topless photo of R-Patz?"
Generic Teen 2; "A little."
Generic Teen 1; "Eww"

by crashtragic101 May 11, 2010

the arbor mist

The act of ejaculating into a fan and letting it mist over someones naked body.

"Lay down honey and let me give you the arbor mist"

by Izzaho February 19, 2017

whiff the mist

Is to catch the scent of a womens snatch who`s intent is to arouse the prey she is stalking.

Calf`s circled our lunch table twice purposely to gain our attraction with her moist sex juices and we were able to whiff the mist.

by kevinandkenny May 19, 2011

swigging mist

Vaping

I walked into the bathroom and saw this dude swigging mist.

by Nyelator August 29, 2022

Ocean mist

When a mermaid squirts
Usually tasting of saltwater and seaweed

I fucked that girl last night and she ocean misted all over me.

Man must have been a mermaid

by Butthole Betty February 04, 2022

fist mist

male ejaculate produced from masturbation.

Sweetheart, I'm so sorry I got fist mist on your slippers! I didn't realize you kept them so close to the bed.

by fffreddy August 12, 2010