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Milkman

A milkman is a person who milks a cow and or women to gain profit
I am a milkman and my wife helps my business
by Cyanide and suicide July 14, 2018
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Milkman

Typically, this will be a transitional gender woman with massive milkers, hence the term "Milk" being used within the name, these massive knockers would also work as a pillow. However this person is also quite short, and has long blonde hair.
Man, she is such a Milkman
by Nigger30 July 4, 2022
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(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook
Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around

response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity, or remain a paragon of virtue
by Sexydimma July 18, 2014
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“Milkman”

A mentally unstable black guy who loves white women, alcohol, and meth. Typically has ## amounts of DUIs and rape allegations.
Oh no! The federal reserve of vodka and meth has been robbed! Oh well must’ve been “milkman
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Minnesota milkman

A fisherman who has trouble catching fish in the cold winter season in Florida. After several failed attempts they have to rely on milking their cold Willy to catch the swimmers they disperse.
Yeah, he’s been fishing for the past few weeks with no luck. Looks like he’s going to have to be a Minnesota milkman now.
by LilJiggyP February 22, 2025
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Milkman

A man who breastfeeds babies
The mother died in child birth so the father became the milkman for the newborn.
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Naughty Milkman

Typically a man with a gigantic dinosaur penis that is a male escort or male striptease hired to attend a party pretending to be a milkman.
Bro I just found out Mike is a Naughty Milkman every Friday and Saturday he is sent out to strip at private parties.
by PandasPaw November 10, 2022
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