Naughty Milkman

Typically a man with a gigantic dinosaur penis that is a male escort or male striptease hired to attend a party pretending to be a milkman.

Bro I just found out Mike is a Naughty Milkman every Friday and Saturday he is sent out to strip at private parties.

by PandasPaw November 10, 2022

Milkman

A brown/black guy who prefers white woman.

Ron is dating Matilda, he's a milkman for sure.

by Neojust January 30, 2022

Milkman Moment

That moment when you have a breakdown over being horny.

"Dude's going apeshit over that anime girl"
"Milkman moment."

by nerdnamedjerry March 16, 2021

Ethiopian Milkman

A sex act based on an Ethiopian practice where air is blown into a cow's anus in order to trick the cow into thinking it's pregnant, inturn increasing milk production.

Basically it's eating a girl's ass while simultaneously reaching up/round for a go on her tits.

Girl 1: you won't believe what he did to me last night!
Girl 2: OMG tell me!
Girl 1: The Ethiopian Milkman!! My tits literally pissed the bed by the time he'd finished!!

by Robbo77 May 31, 2021

Milkman

The walking buzzword drone. Drops “ontologically” and “objectively” in every sentence somehow makes everything sound serious. Milkman vc is hell, nothing good has ever come out of it, only noise and earrape.

“Milkman vc is active? Yeah, there’s no saving this.”

by Nichevillian November 23, 2025

Minnesota milkman

A fisherman who has trouble catching fish in the cold winter season in Florida. After several failed attempts they have to rely on milking their cold Willy to catch the swimmers they disperse.

Yeah, he’s been fishing for the past few weeks with no luck. Looks like he’s going to have to be a Minnesota milkman now.

by LilJiggyP February 22, 2025

Milkman

A black guy that loves latinas or just women of lighter complexions

“Yo bro you know Damien is a milkman?”

“Yea I always see him around them asians”

by v e s h August 12, 2024