Mikey

A big fucking asshole, who fuckimg thinks it ok to fuck with girls. A heartbreaker who stopms on the shattered peices.

Girl1: Who is that kid, he seems nice.
Girl2: Who? Mikey?

Girl1: Yeah.
Girl2: Sorry but... Looks can be deciving.
Girl1: Really? But Mikey is... so... cute.
Girl3: Wait! Do u like him.
Girl1: Yes... no. I LOVE him.
Girl2: You dont know him.
Girl3: Nope. But do u wanna meet him?
Girl1: Yes! A THOUSAND TIMES YES!!!
Girl3: Your funeral. MIKEY!! GET OVER HERE!! MEET THE NEW GAL!!

Girl2: Behold.
Mikey: Who wants to get fucked?
Girl1: Wat did u say?
Miley: Who wants to get fucked?
All girls: FUCK OFF MIKEY!! YOU PERVERT!!!

by Sadie Wadie Baby March 07, 2017

mikey

mikey is a person who tends to like those he shouldn't and is obese, arguementative and fat.

Hello, have you seen Sam he is acting pretty mikey

by minimassives October 17, 2019

mikey wikey

A short nickname for "Michael" usually one without a shirt.

( Michael walks into room )
Me: Mikey wikey!

by Kooki Malooki June 18, 2013

Mikey Way

Bassist for band My Chemical Romance, and brother of vocalist, Gerard Way. From what I've gathered of fans, Mikey Way seems to be some sort of icon for nerds with asthma, despite the fact he doesn't even have asthma.

'I don't actually have asthma, but I'll be happy to sign your inhalers.' - Mikey Way

by Gingus September 19, 2010

Mikey Way

Mikey Way is the best bass player eva.
He is hot.
He like unicorns.
He does not have asthma.
He is brothers with equally hot Gerard Way.

Lady Gaga: You cannot see my ppppppoker face"

Me: Pffff! Mikey Way is better than you at poker faces wench

by Dr. Death Defying May 23, 2015

Mikey Majesty

Mikey Majesty is an American artist, model, and entertainer. Known for his androgynous appearance, he’s making your boyfriend AND girlfriends panties wet. Usually seen with brightly colored hair and a full face of makeup, he is slowly becoming the D list celebrity he deserves to be.

Person a: “hey, have you heard that song Got Ca$h?”
Person b: “who is it by?”
Person a: “Mikey Majesty. I don’t know if they’re a guy or a girl but this song is AWESOME bro”

by KingManagment June 21, 2018

Mikey Way

Bassist for My Chemical Romance who ran off with Sparkles the Unicorn and is now wanted for a million of dollars worth of hair curlers, cause not everyone is Ray Toro. Sometimes called Moikay.

Person 1: Shit, where is Sparkles???

Person 2: Mikey Way ran off with him... AGAIN

by LilyPlagueSkold March 19, 2011