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King Midas

When a girl is going down on a guy, she then takes his dick out of her mouth and gets ready to take the load on her face. However, the man, instead of ejaculating, pisses all over her face and then says astonishingly "everything you touch turns to gold!"
My girlfriend was getting on my nerves all day so I pleaded with her for a blow job and then gave her a King Midas.
by mr slaughter June 6, 2010
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Midas

The most popular tier 100 skin in Season 2 Chapter 2 battle pass and the most handsome and cutest boy in Fortnite

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Omg omg look at him. His name is Midas and he looks so cute and handsome. Protect him *does T-Pose with full of hearts*
by MidasFN May 29, 2020
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Midgame

Similar to pregaming, drinking between two social events (or sometimes midway through one event) usually at someones house. Like pregaming, it can be to avoid expensive drinks in town or to just be drunk on reaching the second event.
We're going out for dinner then back to Dave's to midgame at his flat before going to a club
by Moliey November 21, 2009
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king midas in reverse

an ancient hollies song about a person whose fortune/s turn to poo!
the last few years have been truly king midas in reverse for me!
by michael foolsley February 5, 2010
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Deafy McDeaferson

A term used to describe a person who's very hard-of-hearing.
"Um, did YOU just say Deafy McDeaferson?!"

"What?"
by Chris & Sheela March 3, 2006
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Midas Bitch

Someone who is a gold digger, or using someone for money or other goods.
A guy can be known as a midas bastard
There goes that midas bitch (in reference to a young woman with an unattractive older rich man.)
"Hey Sweetie ; ), I really like this Cartier bracelet. WIll you buy it for me?"
"Why all r datez we have to go to Cartier, u a midas bitch!"
by Tara and Rachel May 24, 2008
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Midian

Quite possibly Cradle of Filth's best album ever!
Person 1: Dude I just bought Midian!

Me: *Steals Midian from the poor sap* Mine now bitch!
by The AntiChrist December 23, 2003
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