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microphone

to hold whatever you're smoking and talk instead of hitting it. usually done by know-it-alls who feel like they're superior to you in intellect and that you could learn a few things from them.
Guy 1: Rambling on about bands no one cares about

Guy 2: Damn man you gonna hit that shit or microphone it all night?
by locomurph June 8, 2010
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Macrophile

People who just can't get enough. Will frequently draw comics featuring themselves in wish-fulfillment scenarios where they are five hundred feet tall, half human, half centaur, half shark, half beetle, half dragon, half gryphon and half fire elemental and have at least eight arms, two penises and six breasts and have sex all the time.
He started out as a common macrophile, drawing himself as a giant hermaphroditic horse man using trains for masturbation, but then it got worse.
by Invisible Queen December 29, 2009
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Human Microphone

Already defined, but additional information is needed.

This is generally utilized by mindless people who don't think for themselves and therefore simply repeat the statements of others. It involves zero intelligence and simple following of what your professors taught you. It's the opposite of free thinking and rebellion.
The Human Microphones simply repeated mindlessly the people egging them on without thinking for themselves. They aren't too bright.
by Mako34 October 20, 2011
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brown microphone

To sing or serenade into one's bumhole therefore mimicking a microphone that is brown. Often ex-American/Canadian Idol stars are reduced to using the brown microphone since it is the only audience that is attentive.
Tariq: "Last nizzight Clay Aiken sang an incredible melody into m'a brown microphone. It was stuck in my head awl day!"
Dwayne: "Damn nigga, that's gross!"
by CockBlocker July 27, 2008
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pink microphone

A synonym for the male penis
Friend one: Hey man that chick totally loves to sing into the pink microphone

Friend two: I know
by JohnnyBadass September 30, 2007
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Microphones

Small listening devices that drive you bat shit crazy.
We all put microphones in our ears!
by pychopath May 14, 2015
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Macrophile

I am such a Macrophile, it really tickles me in all of the right places, my cock gets hard just at the thought of mommy-zilla.
by jakerusso2006 November 21, 2021
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